[Copypasta] Alvin from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" is not a chipmunk

Alvin from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" is not a chipmunk. This is proven by the name "Alvin and the Chipmunks", as you can see, Alvin is separated from the chipmunks, suggesting that Alvin is an entirely different species, making him an "imposter" amongst the others. Also, in "The Chipettes", Brittney has the strongest resemblance to Alvin, so why is it not called "Brittney and the Chipettes". So all that proves that Alvin is not a chipmunk. Not to mention that Alvin wears red, and I'm not sure about you, but that seems awfully sus to me. In the video game "Among us", the color red is was the birth of the obnoxious catchphrase, "red sus", being that the color red in the game is a stereotype that they are the imposter. While that might be unrelated, keep in mind that Alvin wears red too, and he is also the imposter amongst the other chipmunks. So this proves that Alvin is not a chipmunk, or anything like that. Alvin is just a sussy amogus imposter.
October 2021
What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas

If I see one more AYAYA

twitchquotes: Hey guys, I'm really trying to fucking watch the fucking channel and you all fucking spam your fucking copypastas non-fucking-stop and it's getting really fucking annoying. If I see one more fucking AYAYA, monkAS, "Press 1 if", :), counting, dancing emotes, "Only the true champion can champ this pog", or worst of all LONG TEXT COPYPASTAS, I'm going to fucking sign up for the fucking mars mission you fucks.
twitch chat
August 2018

I hate Twitch Chat

-_- emoji (expressionless face)

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣻⣫⢯⣗⣗⣗⣗⣗⡷⡽⣝⡯⣟⢿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢝⣞⣗⢷⡽⣽⣺⣳⢯⣾⣺⡽⣽⣳⢯⢯⢯⢯⢞⢿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢿⣕⡯⣟⣞⡾⣽⢽⣳⣟⣾⣻⣞⣷⣻⣽⣞⣯⢿⡽⣽⢽⢽⢵⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⢯⣳⣳⢽⣳⢯⡯⣿⣽⣻⡾⣷⢿⣞⣿⣞⣷⣟⣾⢯⣯⢷⣻⡽⣳⢧⡻⣿⣿ ⣿⣏⣗⢷⢽⡽⣞⣯⣿⣳⢟⣷⢿⣻⣽⣟⣾⣻⣾⣻⢾⢿⣞⣯⣷⣻⢽⣳⣝⣝⣿ ⣿⣺⣪⢿⢽⡽⣯⢷⡯⢐⠄⠄⣻⣟⣷⢿⣽⣻⡞⠠⡂⠄⢻⣗⣷⢯⣟⣞⡮⣖⣿ ⣿⡺⣺⢽⢯⣻⣽⢯⣧⠐⠐⡀⣺⣽⣾⢿⣽⣯⣇⢐⠠⠈⣼⣟⣾⣻⣺⣵⡻⡮⣿ ⣿⡺⡽⡽⡯⣷⣻⣻⣽⣾⣲⢾⣽⢷⣟⣿⣳⣯⡿⣶⢶⣽⣻⣾⣳⡯⣷⡳⣯⡳⣻ ⣿⡺⣝⡯⡿⡽⣞⣯⣷⢿⣽⢿⣽⢿⣽⢷⣟⣷⢿⣻⡿⣽⢷⣻⢾⣽⣳⢯⣗⢝⣿ ⣿⣝⣞⡽⡽⡯⣟⣷⠉⡁⠅⠡⠁⠅⠡⠁⠅⠡⢉⠨⠈⠌⡉⣿⢽⣞⣞⣗⡗⣽⣿ ⣿⣿⡼⣺⢽⢯⣟⣞⡷⡶⡾⡶⣷⢾⡶⣷⢾⣶⢶⣶⢷⡶⡾⣽⢽⣺⢞⡞⣼⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣮⢯⣳⡳⡯⡯⣟⣟⣯⢿⡽⣯⣟⣿⣺⡯⣯⡯⣯⢿⢽⢽⡺⡹⣼⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣧⡫⡯⡯⣗⣟⡾⣽⢽⣳⢯⢾⣺⢽⣳⢯⢯⢯⢏⢇⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣽⣕⡳⡫⣗⢟⢾⣝⢯⢯⢻⢪⡫⣽⣼⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
August 2021

An Urgot main

twitchquotes: Hey as an URGOT main I go on to this "skill-capped.com" and what do i find? ABSOLUTELY nothing!! Why is this QT what am I to do with my life?
twitch chat
December 2014
imaqtpie

Babe im breaking up with u

twitchquotes: babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
twitch chat
March 2020

Classic

Your league knowledge is insane Jack and LS fanfic

"Your league knowledge is insane." Jack said, as he slipped his feminine hand into LS's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests LS, as Jack blushes, the boyish figure undressed before LS. "Weak gank attempt, Jack." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards LS places his Renekton into Jack's bottom lane.
April 2022
imls

League of Legends

Text-to-Speech Playing