[Copypasta] I apologize, as my English is rather substandard

twitchquotes: I apologize, as my English is rather substandard At what whereabouts were you when the popular browser video game Club Penguin shut down? I was in mine place of residence, when my communications device informed me that someone wanted to contact me. "Club Penguin, the popular browser MMO has shut down." "I disagree"
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January 2020
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This guy's deck is average

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's deck is averageโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy deck wins about half of the time against a deck like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He played precisely those two cards" โ˜‘ โ€œHe topdecked a mediocre card for a mediocre turnโ€ โ˜‘ "He had several cards" โ˜‘ โ€œThere were multiple options open to meโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI played that"
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November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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YOU NEED TO GET GRAMMARLYโ„ข

twitchquotes: If you write ANYTHING on your computer, YOU NEED TO GET GRAMMARLYโ„ข. I write pretty much ALL DAY every day and GRAMMARLYโ„ข makes my writing better. As a student I like that it's FREE It actually is... correcting everything as I'm writing it. Grammar errors spelling errors... IT EVEN helps me find the right words to use!! SO I can say what I want to say!! It catches all those embarrassing little mistakes BEFORE I HIT SEND!!! I download GRAMMARLYโ„ข around my freshman year because I was just... ๏ผจ ๏ผฏ ๏ผฒ ๏ผฒ ๏ผฉ ๏ผข ๏ผฌ ๏ผฅ... at typing! Grammarlyโ„ข is like my secret weapon for writing papers. It's just the PERFECT tool for your resume, you know you don't want ANY errors when it's your first impression. I use GRAMMARLYโ„ข for important emails, social media posts (which there are a L O T of.) I've used EVERY TOOL OUT THERE!! And Grammarlyโ„ข is by far the ๏ผข๏ผฅ๏ผณ๏ผด for improving your writing. GRAMMARLYโ„ข is making me a better writer. AND it's free... I would recommend GRAMMARLYโ„ข if you're a student, my family, my peers, my colleagues, It's like having YOUR OWN personal proof-reader for free.
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August 2019

You have just become intrigued as to what this spam is

twitchquotes: You have just become intrigued as to what this spam is, you go to the chat and scroll to hold it on the screen and indulge in its delights, as you continue to read you realize it does not contain anything funny or worth reading, and yet you highlight, copy it, paste it and send it.
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November 2015

Squid

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November 2014

YOUโ€™VE BEEN FREAKING HIT BY THE KAWAII TRUCK

YOUโ€™VE BEEN FREAKING HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^](๏พ‰โ—•ใƒฎโ—•)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง | KAWAII TRUCK | โ€˜|โ€โ€œโ€;.., ___. |_โ€ฆ_โ€ฆ______===|= _|__|โ€ฆ, ] | โ€(@ )โ€™(@ )โ€โ€œโ€โ€œ*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โŠ‚๏ผˆ๏พŸะ”๏พŸโŠ‚โŒ’๏ผ‰ NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!! MOTHERFUCKER ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOUโ€™LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT'S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND SHITTINESS FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII.
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October 2021

Weebs

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