[Copypasta] I apologize, as my English is rather substandard

twitchquotes: I apologize, as my English is rather substandard At what whereabouts were you when the popular browser video game Club Penguin shut down? I was in mine place of residence, when my communications device informed me that someone wanted to contact me. "Club Penguin, the popular browser MMO has shut down." "I disagree"
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January 2020
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Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v4

It’s CincHOEπŸŽ‰ de mayHOE😈😘but all I want πŸ™πŸ» is cincoπŸ–οΈ5️⃣ DICKS πŸŒ―πŸ†πŸ’¦ in my May-OUTH πŸ˜©πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ Today the SEXicans πŸ˜πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ beat the French πŸ˜’πŸ‡«πŸ‡· at the Battle of Puebla πŸ”«β˜  and now you’re gonna get your piΓ±ata beat 😜😩 Time to sink this MexicanπŸ‡²πŸ‡½ dickπŸ† into that dirty😳 chihuahua pussy🐢 but❗️ONLY❗️ if you send πŸ“² this to 5️⃣ amigos πŸ‘¬ you’d cross borders ➑️ for πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ’― Get 5️⃣ back πŸ”™ and you’ll find the Juan for you tonight ❀️☺️😘
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January 2017

Weebs

Here in my garage with my pasta linguini

twitchquotes: Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta."
twitch chat
March 2016
strifecro

Mr. Morosan, remove this wooden triangle

twitchquotes: There is one sign the Kripparrian can make that would be unmistakable, that would advance dramatically the cause of freedom and peace. General Secretary Morosan, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for Twitch and Youtube, if you seek liberalization, come here to this wooden triangle. Mr. Morosan, remove this wooden triangle. Mr. Morosan, tear down this wall!
twitch chat
September 2016
Kripp

0-10 IN GROUPS, FASTEST INTERNATIONAL B05

twitchquotes: KEKW 0-10 IN GROUPS KEKW FASTEST INTERNATIONAL B05 LOSS TO EU KEKW NEVER WON WORLDS KEKW NEVER WON MSI KEKW IRRELEVANT SINCE S1 KEKW OBSESSED WITH EU KEKW 0 TEAMS OUT OF GROUPS KEKW TSM XD KEKW NA OMEGALUL Clap
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April 2020
LCS

League of Legends

EU vs NA

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