[Copypasta] A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

Yeah I'm a virgin, so what?

Yeah I'm a virgin, so what? I'm waiting for the "right one", there's nothing wrong with that. Just because I'm 36 doesn't make it "weird" or make me a "loser". I have standards. I'm not going to give away my state of chastity to some bar/club "whore"; that's just not the kind of guy I am. I require a REAL women that will hold and care for me gently, and who can, above all else, love me for who I am. Once I find that person, I'll happily donate my virginity away. Until then, I am fine being a virgin. Besides, I have a fleshlight, so it's not like I don't know how it feels anyway. Maybe one day you immature keyboard cretins will understand that life isn't about just having sex for the accomplishment, it's about love and finding the "one" to share that experience with.

September 2021

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August 2019

Weebs

I will now transform this human into a cat

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August 2015

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some times i supper glue my thumbs

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June 2018

[Copypasta] A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

Yeah I'm a virgin, so what?

Hit a Nammer with a hammer

Weebs

I will now transform this human into a cat

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some times i supper glue my thumbs

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