[Copypasta] Scarra quit dignitas to start a life of crime

twitchquotes: Hey Michael it's me Scarra. I've made a huge mistake, I quit dignitas to start a life of crime, but I've already been arrested for attacking a rival gang member with a cheeseburger. Please bail me out..
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November 2014
imaqtpie
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Ok chat, I'm not seeing nearly enough spam in here

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Please play AD Sion

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Bonjourno my name es Luigi

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