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Do I have to subscribe to see the stream in color? 
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Arr. It's driving me nuts
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, the bartender says "whats with the wheel?". The pirate replies "Arr. it's drivin me nuts"
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Aspirations and dreams
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Press 1 if you once had aspirations and dreams but have now given up all hope and devolved into mindless shitposting.
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Shooting a donger
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(β Ν‘β ΝΚ Ν‘β ) οΈ»β¦Μ΅βββ€β γ½(`ΠΒ΄)οΎ
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200 word essay due
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200 word essay due tomorrow and I'm here watching qtpie 
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Classic
Hello Miguel Santander, this is your cat, Mellow Cat
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Hello Miguel Santander, this is your cat, Mellow Cat, I heard that you were complaining about my excesive meowing. I dont complain about having to hear you talk to yourself for 8 hours while playing that stupid game so I expect the same. Come here and feed me scrub 
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