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I am a muricunt born in America
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I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.
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EU vs NA
Hello Mr. Santana this is Michelle Obama
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Hello Mr. Santana this is Michelle Obama, i'm loving your stream but all this feeding is making USA looks like garbage, i'm sending my husband (BARACK OBAMA) to shut you down.
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Yuumi this, Yuumi that
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Yuumi this, Yuumi that... For fucks sake chat you do this every time a new champion comes out. Everybody says they are too weak and need buffs. Michael is the ONLY one who goes against the grain to show you that indeed the 27% winrate is a myth and will demonstrate that perfectly clearly how it should be closer to 10%...
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Ripperoni Pepperoni dude
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โI'm just gonna shove this shit out โ *I'm pretty strong right now* โ *FUCK man* โ *NO SMALL CAT THOSE ARE MY RIBS* โ *I love it dude* โ *Epic nice dude* โ *Just gonna go shop* โ Did that really fucking hit me? โ Ripperoni Pepperoni dude โ.
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