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The Feed Lord is here
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Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana slowly stroked his beard. There was only one thing on his mind. "I have a need..." he smirked. "A need to feed." His hand moved from his beard to his mouse. He locked in kog maw with a grin. "The Feed Lord is here."
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League of Legends
This is agent Kappachino from the Kappa agency
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Hi this is agent Kappachino from the 
agency. I would like to inform you that we have detected the KPM (Kappa Per Minute) to be far below the minimum level of 100 KPM. Please fix this by typing or agents will be dispatched to donger this stream
agency. I would like to inform you that we have detected the KPM (Kappa Per Minute) to be far below the minimum level of 100 KPM. Please fix this by typing or agents will be dispatched to donger this stream
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CLG needs the DongerKing
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Dear Qtpie. This is MonteCristo. I just want to tell you that we would love to have you on CLG as our new top laner. You have the best ognTSMrototations that I have ever seen and even better mechanicanics than Faker. And your hair will give CLG new strength to win worlds. Please call me. CLG needs the DongerKing.
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League of Legends
Imaqtpie was excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church
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qtpie i know things are hard now with being excommunicated from the roman catholic church and all but listen to me. You're going to be okay and make it through this friend. good luck and god.... nvm just bless you...
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Only have pudding for lunch...
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̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\ only have pudding for lunch, so I'm pudding myself in the ground ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\ only have pudding for lunch, so I'm pudding myself in the ground ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\
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