[Copypasta] when were you when john lenin dies

twitchquotes: apology for poor english. when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring. ‘john is kill’ ‘no’
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Somewhere in a parallel universe, Reynad isn't salty

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Only the chosen one can hold his donger

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