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I swear all this chat ever does is pick the one idiot with the lowest IQ and copy whatever that brain dead moron types.
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THE WRONG DONGERHOOD
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ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. Itβs not a story the Jedi would tell you. Itβs a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create lifeβ¦ He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerfulβ¦ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
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Hey Kripp, itβs me Jimmy from high school
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Hey Kripp, itβs me Jimmy from high school. Its so cool to see you streaming on Twitch. Me and Dustin really miss you. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the bus? Those were some good times. We should definitely hook up again XOXO
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Tanner from High School
Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth
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Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here
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Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here. I understand you are willing to sell yourself out like a cheap Romanian hooker to any two-bit game development outfit as long as they dangle some shekels in front of your beady little eyes? Great! Because I have this brilliant game in beta testing right now called "Watching Paint Dry" and I am willing to pay you $5.00 USD to play it for 24 hours straight. Let me know what you think, you glorious sellout!
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