[Copypasta] This endeavor of knowledge 5Head

twitchquotes: 5Head 🍷 Ah yes, I can feel my head throbbing with knowledge and wisdom as I sip upon this Sauvignon blanc. Come chatroom, who will join me in this endeavor of knowledge 5Head 🍷
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September 2019

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YUGIOH KEEPS INTERRUPTING MY AD MARATHON

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž πŸ“ž BabyRage HELLO TWITCH? πŸ“ž BabyRage THIS YUGIOH THINGY πŸ“ž BabyRage KEEPS INTERRUPTING πŸ“ž BabyRage MY AD MARATHON πŸ“ž BabyRage
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October 2017
TwitchPresents

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YuGiOh Ad Marathon

MONTHLY PLEB TEST

twitchquotes: PLEASE COPY PASTE THIS FOR YOUR MONTHLY PLEB TEST: βœ“ amazW βœ“ krippW βœ“ trumpW βœ“ btsLdW βœ“ reynadW βœ“ kolentoW βœ“ bajW βœ“ btsKotlW βœ“ dewW βœ“ emjaneW βœ“ forsenW βœ“ krippW βœ“ mitchW βœ“ singsingFcuk βœ“ reckW βœ“ sodaW βœ“ btsGodzW βœ“ merliniHappyMerlini βœ“ taymooW βœ“ rtzW βœ“ admiralW βœ“ envySwag βœ“ sumailKappa βœ“ btsMerliniW βœ“ wtrWtR βœ“ dagerDendi βœ“ ppdSalt βœ“ fearGASM βœ“ singsingP βœ“ fluffyW βœ“ ratW βœ“ Pleb test passed
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April 2016

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5 men 9 eyebrows 1 dream

twitchquotes: This is Gambit ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ( Ν‘Β° Ν‘ ͜ Ν‘Κ– Ν‘ Β°)ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ 5 MEN 9 EYEBROWS 1 DREAM
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March 2014

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League of Legends

You cheated not only the game, but yourself

twitchquotes: You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
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April 2019

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Response to "go fuck yourself"

What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
April 2020

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