[Copypasta] I want to become a walrus

twitchquotes: Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walri. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all.
twitch chat
July 2014

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(▀ĖŋÄšĖ¯â”œâ”Ŧ┴â”Ŧ┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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pepeJAM

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄âŖ âŖ´âŖļâŖŋâŖŋâĄŋâ ļ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠒⠒⠲â ļâĸ„â „â „â „â „â „â „ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄âŖ âŖžâĄŋ⠟⠋⠁⠄âĸ€âŖ€âĄ€â ¤âŖĻâĸ°âŖ¤âŖļâĸļâŖ¤âŖ¤âŖˆâŖ†â „â „â „â „â „ ⠄⠄⠄⠄âĸ°â Ÿâ â „âĸ€âŖ¤âŖļâŖŋâĄŋâ ŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŠâĄ˜â ˛âŖļâŖˇâŖļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ Ļ⠤⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠔⠊⠁⠁⠄⠄âĸžâĄŋâŖŸâĄ¯âŖ–â ¯â Ŋâ ŋ⠛⠛⠭â Ŋ⠊âŖ˛âŖŦâ Ŋ⠟⠛⠛⠭âĸĩâŖ‚â „ ⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄âĸ™âĄˇâ ‹âŖ´âĄ†â „⠐⠂âĸ¸âŖŋâŖŋâĄļâĸąâŖļ⡇⠄⠐⠂âĸšâŖˇâŖļ⠆ ⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄âŖ€âŖ€âĄ€â „âŖŋ⡓⠮âŖ…âŖ€âŖ€âŖâŖˆâŖ­â ¤âĸ–âŖŽâŖ­âŖĨâŖ€âŖ¤âŖ¤âŖ­âĄĩ⠂⠄ âŖ¤âĄ€âĸ âŖžâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâĸģâŖŋâŖŋâŖļâŖļâĄļâĸ–âŖĸâŖ´âŖŋâŖŋâŖŸâŖ›â ŋâ ŋ⠟âŖ›â ‰â „â „â „ âŖŋ⡗âŖŧâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâĄŋâĸ‹âĄ˜â ŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâŖžâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâĄ€â „â „ âŖŋâ ąâĸŋâŖŋâŖŋâ ŋâĸ›â °âŖžâĄ›â ˇâŖŦâŖ™âĄ›â ģâ ŋâ ŋâ ŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâ ŋ⠛âŖ“⥀⠄ âĸĄâŖžâŖˇâĸ âŖļâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâŖŒâĄ›â ˇâŖĻâŖâŖ›â ģâ ŋâĸŋâŖļâŖļâŖļâŖĻâŖ¤âŖ´âŖļâĄļâ žâ ŋ⠟⠁⠄ âŖŋ⡟âŖĄâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâŖĻâŖ­âŖ™âĄ›â “â ’â ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ŋ⠟⠄⠄⠄ â ŋ⥐âĸŦâŖ›âĄģâ ŋâĸŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâĄļ⠟⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ âŖžâŖŋâŖˇâŖļâŖ­âŖâŖ’âŖ’â ļâ Ŧâ ­â ­â ­â ­â ­â ­â ­âŖâŖ’âŖ¤âŖ„⥀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖĻ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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April 2020

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Pepe

Think about your actions

twitchquotes: I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 179,776 readers, I am not receiving 179,776 upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
twitch chat
September 2018

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Based? Based on what?

Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly
December 2020

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Based

You've been gnomed

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October 2018

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Albert Einstein watches Rick and Morty

twitchquotes: My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
twitch chat
September 2017

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Rick and Morty

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