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Urgot demands playtime!
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Dear Mr Rodriguez Qtpie. This is Urgot, the best ranged champion since Thresh ADC. I must confess that I find your consistant playing of other ADCs whilst neglecting me racist. Urgot demands playtime!! 
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imaqtpie
TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre"
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TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre", is a myth propogated by Western governments to destabilize China. The hoax supposedly involved military suppression of democracy protesters using troops and tanks in June of 1989.
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you are NOT a Pokémon Trainer
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you are NOT a Pokémon Trainer. true trainers understand that battling requires us to see our opponents as equals. you flaunting Pokémon Showdown, whilst aiding in this riot, only shows your ignorance in what it means to be a trainer.
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If the arms touch your name, you are LIT
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VAPE TEST. If the arms touch your name, you are LIT ⎝ 
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Losing to NA in viewership
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Losing to NA in viewership Losing to NA in content creation Losing to NA in personality NA lul i guess....
Losing to NA in viewership Losing to NA in content creation Losing to NA in personality NA lul i guess....
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