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Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank
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Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...
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WARDELL
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Subscribers pay for our entertainment
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ᕕ༼ •́ ヮ •̀ ༽凸 Hey SUBS, YOU PAY FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT 
ᕕ༼ •́ ヮ •̀ ༽凸!!!
ᕕ༼ •́ ヮ •̀ ༽凸!!!
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Kripp
plebs vs subs
Remove this part of the message after pasteing in chat
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Wow great game!! 
(remove this part of the message after pasteing in chat, your $1 has been sent to your Paypal account, Bethesda)
(remove this part of the message after pasteing in chat, your $1 has been sent to your Paypal account, Bethesda)
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Kripp
sellout
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Kripp, this is the value-police
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(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) Kripp, this is the value-police. We are under the impression that you have 1 too many Priestesses of Elune in your deck, please fix this or come with us.(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
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Kripp
T U C K F R U M P brofist edition
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╭∩╮ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey F R U M P, here's a " T U C K " for you. ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
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