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Hi Kripp, I think your arena results would be better if you focused more on your gameplay and less on wearing sexually suggestive clothing
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Kripp
(âĖŋÄšĖ¯ââŦâ´âŦâ´ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Welcome to the $5 strip club
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So I went to a Strip Club in Greece the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Kripp with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Kripp smiles and pours himself a glass of OJ. Kripp said "Welcome to the 5 Dollar Club" and they went into a private room. Not sure what .happened then but i guess he gave her a brofist.
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Kripp
Here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding
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Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ° ÍĘͥ°)ââŠâŽ go *** yourself 
Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ° ÍĘͥ°)ââŠâŽ go *** yourself
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Kripp
Kripp throws his paintbrush across the room
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Kripp throws his paintbrush across the room. "The canvas needed to topdeck exactly that color to win!" he yells. Dex brings Kripp his paintbrush and Kripp tries again. He tries to paint a happy tree but paints a sad cactus. "The canvas is obviously sniping. How else could it know I was painting a happy tree?" Dex barks. "Quiet, Dex!" screams Kripp as he paints the bottom right of the canvas and concedes.
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Kripp
Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion
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hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal penguin wrestling champion. i have won all matches with penguins but now i need money to go to the north pole so i can wrestle with the penguin king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
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Kripp
If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime!
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áââáââá Dongers in the morning, dongers in the evening, dongers at suppertime. If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime! áââáââá
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Kripp