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copypasta is dumb (dont copy this message. i know its tempting, and i know you might think it'll be funny, but in reality, it's not)
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EU TEST PASSED
I'm still not as salty as you
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Reynad, I went to Isreal the other week. I went to the dead sea and floated on the incredibly salty water. I managed to get some in my mouth, and then came out ate a pretzel, and a hot dog with extra salt. And then ate an entire salt lick. I'm still not a salty as you. 
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Bro, you MASHING right now!
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Last night, I dreamt I was the head chef at an Italian restaurant, and a notoriously-picky food critic was waiting for his meal. I was terrified. His review would make or break my career as a chef. I spent an hour cooking up the best pasta I had ever made, and brought it out to his table. But the moment I came up to him, he turned to me and shouted "Bro, you MASHING right now!" I was stunned. It was NairoMK. I woke up in a cold sweat.
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Among Us is ruining my fucking life
I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore.
Please fucking end my suffering.
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Look, kid. You wanna give up?
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Look, ๐ kid. ๐ฆ You ๐ wanna ๐ give 
up? ๐บ Fine. ๐ But ๐ you ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ here ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ this ๐ far ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ all ๐ฏ these ๐ followers, fans, admirers, and ๐ hot ๐ฅ groupies by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ Don't ๐ซ give up. ๐บ You're the ๐ champ. You're the ๐ boshy.
up? ๐บ Fine. ๐ But ๐ you ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ here ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ this ๐ far ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ all ๐ฏ these ๐ followers, fans, admirers, and ๐ hot ๐ฅ groupies by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ Don't ๐ซ give up. ๐บ You're the ๐ champ. You're the ๐ boshy.
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