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copypasta is dumb (dont copy this message. i know its tempting, and i know you might think it'll be funny, but in reality, it's not)
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Salty tofu
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Kripp
If Harambe and my girl both drowning
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If harambe π and my girl π§ π both drowning π± π and I can only save one π€ π¬ Catch me at my girl funeral π π» πΉ with my dick out π π― π π
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Mr. Morosan's deceptive practices
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Twitch Chat (βChatβ) respectfully submits this memorandum of law in support of its motion to enjoin Octavian Morosan (βnl_Krippβ) from distributing false and deceptive advertising for his stream. The "nl" of Mr. Morosan's streaming identity refers to "no life." This is a blatantly deceptive and demonstrably false claim as it can be qualitatively determined that Mr. Morosan does indeed have a life. The Lanham Act merits an injunction preventing Mr. Morosan's deceptive practices.
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Kripp
SCANNING FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED
π¨ SCANNING π½ FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED π¨
25% COMPLETE π
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75% COMPLETE π
βERRORβ
THIS SCAN HAS FOUND β NO β PERSON(S) WITHIN A 1000 KM RADIUS WHO ASKED.
Who Asked?
Hello Miguel Santander, this is your cat, Mellow Cat
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Hello Miguel Santander, this is your cat, Mellow Cat, I heard that you were complaining about my excesive meowing. I dont complain about having to hear you talk to yourself for 8 hours while playing that stupid game so I expect the same. Come here and feed me scrub 
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