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copypasta is dumb (dont copy this message. i know its tempting, and i know you might think it'll be funny, but in reality, it's not)
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To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iām sorry I kept referring to Fredās liberally mayoād oven-roasted chicken sub as a ābukkake specialā. Iām sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iām extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling āETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?ā in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
Forsen was drinking on the job
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Forskin used to work at the sperm bank but was fired for drinking on the job
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I'm Summit1g, and this is my stream
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I'm Summit1g, and this is my stream. I PUBG here with my man JoshOG. Everything in here has a story and a meme. One thing I've learned after 5 years - you never know WHO is gonna camp at the other side of that bridge.
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PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
All Star by Ben Shapiro
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.
This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didnāt make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as thereās so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that youāll never know if you donāt go, nor you will shine if you donāt glow.
For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, youāre an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.
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Hello Reynad, this is your Mother
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Hello Reynad, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you are going out with this new boy. I am very concerned. I dont like that Bro-Fister Kripp and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. Whatever happened to that Tides boy? He had the nicest smile. Please copy paste this message so that my daughter can see this. -.--.-
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