I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Nolan Grayson. That perfect, shredded body. The perfectly trimmed mustache. The planet conquering skills of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, have him pass his genes through me, and have me birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance for Nolan Grayson to get me pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Robert Kirkman create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
I used to be a real ad
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Taking Forsen's tournament wins for a walk
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Don't mind me just taking Forsen's tournament wins for a walk -( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)β―β²___0
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Forsen
Master Yi is broken
Not likely. I bet you probably go 0/6 against him and come to Reddit afterwards to complain about him so you can feel better about losing. I'm 100% convinced that the same people who like to joke about a Master Yi's "thought process" are the same people who whine about Aatrox and Katarina because they haven't got a clue what grievous wounds is. Every champion has a counter, if you don't understand Master Yi's counter (jungle invading, timing abilities, proper itemization), then why do you bother to circlejerk the "Master Yi is broken" stereotype?
League of Legends
We are not the same (Amogus edition)
We are not the same
For instance
You say kid π¦ we say mini-crewmate
You say earth π we say Mira-hq
You say suspiciousπ₯·, we say sussy bakas
You say βhe was murdered so I called the policeβ, we say βEMERGENCY MEETINGβ
You say βthe joke is deadβ we say Among us poop mod 2021 (still working) (free) (not click bait)
Among Us / Amogus
Missed lethal does not exist
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Missed lethal does not exist. It is all a well planned and intelligent BM. Now, BM is a very fragile subject. Some say it is bad, some say it is good. But only the best of the best BM kings know the truth. Putting your opponent on 1 health and ending turn is NOT missed lethal. Not using Grommash on explosive trap for lethal is NOT missed lethal. It is pure outplay and master-level BM. So, next time you spam 'MISSED LEGAL' in chat like retards, think again. Watch and learn kids, do as the masters.
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Forsen
Hearthstone
Hello Kripp, proud brony here
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πππππππππππ Hello Kripp, proud brony here. I was just wondering if you could played the "dreadsteed" deck as it reminds me of my waifu Twilight Sparkle. Thanks, it would mean soooo much to me (βΏβ―βΏβ―βΏ) ππππππππππππππ
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Kripp