I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Nolan Grayson. That perfect, shredded body. The perfectly trimmed mustache. The planet conquering skills of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, have him pass his genes through me, and have me birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance for Nolan Grayson to get me pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Robert Kirkman create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
What happened to this ad? :(
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Cattarrian warns Pupparrian
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"Welcome to your new home,β says the Kripp as he carries the Pupparrian in his bony arms. The puppy leaps from his uncomfortable position onto the ground and begins to run around. Soon, he grows tired and goes to bed. That night, a ghostly cat visits the Pupparrian in his sleep. βFlee,β warns the Cattarrian, βThe Kripp plans on eating you, as he once ate me.β
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So that was a bruh moment
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She said she was βpregnant,β but I wasnβt buying that. I knew she had gas, and a lot of it. I knew that, if properly coaxed out, she had to potential for the greatest fart *EVER*. So one night I walked into her room and slowly approached her belly, and with my entire weight, I performed the greatest pile driver I have ever done. But instead of the thunderous sound expected, I heard a squish sound. Turns out she was pregnant. So that was a bruh moment.
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Till I realized Kripp is a dude...
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ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ I was m*sturbating to this stream for 10 minutes till I realized Kripp is a dude....... ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½
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Kripp
I just smashed my TV because of the SPY
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my house because of the SPY. My wife just took our crying kids and said theyβre all spending the week at a hotel. This sub has ruined my life and my party. I canβt handle this anymore. Goodbye Powell. I am no longer a fan.
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10 years since Dota 2 update
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