[Copypasta] later dweebs

twitchquotes: wow! almost 16k people sitting inside watching some dude play video games on Memorial Day LMAO. bout to hit the pool with some dime I matched on tinder and her friends to play beerpong. she wants me so bad its not even funny haha. not gonna smash til i get something to eat tho cause sex kills gains. have fun watching the stream i guess lol. later dweebs
twitch chat
May 2018
I used to be a real ad
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Hey Kripp, Art of Conquest developer here

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, Art of Conquest developer here. Just sending this message to make sure you are promoting our game via the fake questions we send you. Please answer two or three every hour. Make sure to only talk positive about our game otherwise you won't be getting your payment. Any violation of our terms and you can say goodbye to your sponsorship.Have a nice day! :)
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

Yoshi with Mario's body

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–“โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„ โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
ascii art
September 2018

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: ๏ผ’ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ผŸ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ผŽ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ผ” ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ… ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ‰๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ผŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ† ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ–๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ” ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™๏ผŒ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ… ๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜๏ผ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Wave the flags

twitchquotes: <\_ Kappa _/> wave the flags like a boss <\_ Kappa _/>
twitch chat
November 2014

Is this chat filled with parrots?

twitchquotes: Is this chat filled with parrots? All you guys do is copy what the person above you wrote. Please have some originality and contribute to a smarter chat.
twitch chat
August 2014

I hate Twitch Chat

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