[Copypasta] Mitochondrion is a double membrane-bound organelle

twitchquotes: The mitochondrion (plural mitochondria) is a double membrane-bound organelle found in all eukaryotic organisms. Some cells in some multicellular organisms may however lack them (for example, mature mammalian red blood cells). A number of unicellular organisms, such as microsporidia, parabasalids, and diplomonads, have also reduced or transformed their mitochondria into other structures. To date, only one eukaryote, Monocercomonoides, is known to have completely lost its mitochondria.
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July 2017
I used to be a real ad
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HI FORSEN, IT'S YOUR FRIEND TRUMP HERE

twitchquotes: HI FORSEN, ITS YOUR FRIEND TRUMP HERE. I NOTICE THAT YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO GET LEGENDARY ON HEARTHSTONE. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT FOR A LITTLE FEE OF $4.99 PER MONTH, YOU COULD LEARN TO BE GOOD AT HEARTHSTONE LIKE ME.
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November 2014
Forsen

You guessed it right, I'm SUMMIT1G

twitchquotes: 4Head MY GRAGAS IS BAD 4Head MY CHO'GATH IS FREE 4Head YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT 4Head IM SUMMIT1G 4Head
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May 2017
Summt1g

League of Legends

Slap Chop commercial script

Now that I have your attention let me show you this handy new kitchen tool, the Slap Chop! You鈥檙e going to be in a great mood all day, because you鈥檙e going be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now, look here鈥檚 a potato. One slap you got big chunks for stew, two slaps home fries in a second. And, look at this when you add a mushroom: the more you do it, the finer it gets you don鈥檛 have to switch any blades. Now, you love salad -- you hate making it. You know you hate making salads -- that鈥檚 why you don鈥檛 have any salad in your diet. Watch this one slap... salad! I love Pizza too, but once in a while get the veggies in, at least throw it on top of the pizza. You鈥檙e going to change your eating habits. Soup, Coleslaw, stuff we want, 5 seconds. 4 or 5 seconds, it's done. This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you鈥檙e going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you鈥檙e going to have an exciting life now. Look here鈥檚 a hard boiled egg. One chop, you add the pickle; you add the green onion. And what you can do is mix things together add the ham and you鈥檙e going to love this. You don鈥檛 have time to make breakfast, breakfast to go. You鈥檙e going to love my nuts. Watch this: almonds, walnuts. Comes with a cover so you can do everything in the cover. Alright, or you can do it on the board, whatever you like. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it. You know what they charge at the ice cream store? A dollar for toppings at the ice cream store. Add a couple cookies if you want. So, you can make it for 10 cents. Stop throwing your money away. You know not only nuts what about fruit? Put a mango, look at that isn鈥檛 that beautiful on your ice cream.
December 2020

Kripp gets in trouble exploiting Noz and jousting

twitchquotes: (路炭墓摊路炭 炭)" Kripp, This is Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD. We need to question you about your Noz deck and jousting exploit. If any of you copy and paste this, you will be subject to banning from Blizzard games forever. Come with me, Kripp (路炭墓摊路炭 炭)
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September 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Me and you know the real struggle

twitchquotes: Reynaldo, I have consistently around ten viewers, and its so annoying whenever I stream because I constantly get sniped, these plebs wouldn't understand, me and you know the real struggle. I have an 100% win rate when im not streaming and only a 5% when I am, just like you.
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December 2014
Reynad
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