[Copypasta] Thanks for backseating

On behalf of the Streamer and whole chat I would like to extend our greatest gratitude for your invaluable care about this hardstuck challenger players mental state, since after 10 years of streaming he is not able to control his anger and tilt. Your contribution to helping him get over his weak mentality and becoming an untiltable champion of the top lane will never be forgotten!
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(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Professional Iron Players league

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