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hi im greek

twitchquotes: hi im greek... as you probably guessed in m name.. plz have respect for this comment and read on.. if ou don't like it plz dont hate. My economy is not going well and effing Germans are trying to take over so I need help. Bjerg promised for every subscriber 0.0000199 % money would go towards me. Thank you for my message and plz subscribe bjerg... he is the best and better ( not german even better!)

twitch chat

July 2014

Bjergsen

Squid game has ruined my life

Squid Game has ruined my life. I can’t look at a PS4 controller without bursting out in laughter because it remind me of the guards. The electrical room from among us already ruined my fucking life and now the signs on it gives me a fucking heart attack because squid game. Shape toys? THE FUCKING GUARD SIGNS AGAIN! Pineapple guy is player #001? Wtf. The neutral emoji I can’t even look at it it turns into player #456 in my sleep. Nikocado Avocado has a square sign on his chest I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT HE WAS A SQUARE GUARD WTF!!! I can’t even eat doritos because of squid game. I can’t even play fucking splatoon because of that horrible squid game. The 🌝 emoji just fucking turns into the doll from the first game and I can’t make it stop. I wanna fucking kill myself my life is fucking ruined

October 2021

Squid Game

Imagine getting BOO'd by Aurateur

twitchquotes: Imagine getting BOO'd by Aurateur. Literally instantly you get disintegrated. Before you can even react, every fiber of your being is atomized and lost to a mere button press. Every memorable moment of your life and all hope of a future is wasted in this brief moment a BALD Texan disliked your level. In a flash your existence is nothing but a poof. Thereafter, the BALD Texan continues on, swiftly forgetting of your existence, you having been nothing but an obstacle in his way.

twitch chat

July 2020

Aurateur

A response to Elon Musk's tweets

March 2022

it will be honor to play that account

twitchquotes: guys i m a engenering student first year but i dont have money and i wanna play this game so much if there is a someone stop play this game it will be honor to play that account

twitch chat

January 2019

Ready Hafu

twitch chat

November 2014

Hafu

A 31 yo Oak Tree named Clara

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, I've been following you for a while now, and today is a big day for me : I'm gonna get married. As weird as it looks, you've been a huge inspiration to me : since I've discovered your stream, I decided to go Vegan, and that's how I met my future wife : a 31 yo Oak Tree named Clara. Thanks again for streaming!

twitch chat

July 2018

Kripp

On imaqtpie playing Outlast...

twitchquotes: WOULD LUCIAN BE THIS BIG OF A BITCH WHEN HE IS TRYING TO SAVE SENNAS SOUL FROM THRESH

twitch chat

August 2014

imaqtpie

Hey, kripp! ¿Qué pasa, hombre?

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! ¿Qué pasa, hombre? Es Jeff de la clase de Historia del último semestre. No sabía que eras una especie de celebridad famosa hahahaha. Batirme, hombre. Por cierto, ¿alguna vez te uniste a Brian? Él era un niño de T H I C C. XD Eres un perro así. Es genial verte de nuevo. ¡Golpéame en algún momento!

twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

This ZeRo guy seems pretty good

twitchquotes: This ZeRo guy seems pretty good. He could be a top player in a few months or maybe even #1.

twitch chat

January 2019

Super Smash Bros

Hold Ctrl and type wash ur hands

twitchquotes: Hey guys, [streamer] has partnered with Twitch to help spread awareness about COVID-19. Hold Ctrl and type wash ur hands to earn 100 bits!

twitch chat

November 2020

Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man

twitchquotes: 420/69 scientists agree that Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man. The All-Knowing Twitch Chat flows through the very fabric of space and time. Twitch Chat is very unpredictable. What will Twitch Chat copy/pasta next? Nobody knows. Maybe the elusive Twitch Chat will copy/pasta this very message. Just remember, Twitch Chat knows all, and Twitch Chat is always right.

twitch chat

May 2017

Look, I can play Death Standing too!

twitchquotes: Look, I can play Death Standing too!: ▲ Enter Private Room > Options > Skip. ▲ Take a Shower > Options > Skip > Options > Skip > Options > Skip. ◉ to Use Toilet (Standing) > Options > Skip. ✖ to Use Toilet (Sitting) > Options > Skip. ▲ Leave Private Room > Options > Skip.

twitch chat

November 2019

Kripps anguish in his expression is palpable

twitchquotes: Kripps anguish in his expression is palpable, his gray eyes burning. 'im going to CHUGGA,' he murmurs, his voice full of longing. I brace my self for his cold hard thrust. his ice lance pierces. As he presses closer, my breathing quickens. He has lethal, my body explodes.

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

Hearthstone

My name is Dennis Pasterino

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

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twitch chat

December 2017

Net Neutrality

Tides left reynad for C9

twitchquotes: ☑ “This team's salary is CRAZY!” ☑ “Reynad's contract can't win against a salary like C9's” ☑ "They NEEDED precisely those bonuses to get me to sign" ☑ “They bribed the only player that would turncoat” ☑ "They had the perfect negotiator" ☑ “There was nothing Reynad could do” ☑ “I backstabbed that perfectly"

twitch chat

November 2014

Reynad

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Valorant censorship

At least you have the fucking balls to say it. Like in Valorant in the voice chat if you call someone a retard for being trash at the game and not using a mic, and he's a Russian player, you're "banned". Nevermind that the race of the player exists independently from how trash he is at the game. Obviously not all Russians have no mic, (correlation/causation), but this "all players are equal" political correctness bullshit is making it impossible for Valorant players to solve a problem they cannot discuss.

August 2021

Valorant

Legality of Wario

twitchquotes: In order to move units of his "Microgames" Wario "borrows" patented characters, IPs, and game mechanics from beloved Nintendo franchises. Somehow he hasn't yet been called out, let alone legally challenged for it. That's not even touching on the working conditions he subjects his friends to, and the fact that they rarely, if ever, see the revenue their creations bring in. I'm not sure what copyright laws they have in Diamond City, but I seriously think that someone needs to sue that fat con artist for all he's worth.

twitch chat

July 2019

Super Smash Bros

Police clearing out a homeless encampment

On my way into the office today I saw the police clearing out a homeless encampment under a bridge, forcing them into the cold and rain. I keep playing it over in my head and haven’t been able to focus on work all day because of my erection.

January 2021

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hi im greek

Squid game has ruined my life

Squid Game

Imagine getting BOO'd by Aurateur

A response to Elon Musk's tweets

it will be honor to play that account

Ready Hafu

A 31 yo Oak Tree named Clara

On imaqtpie playing Outlast...

Hey, kripp! ¿Qué pasa, hombre?

This ZeRo guy seems pretty good

Super Smash Bros

Hold Ctrl and type wash ur hands

Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man

Look, I can play Death Standing too!

Kripps anguish in his expression is palpable

Hearthstone

My name is Dennis Pasterino

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Net Neutrality

Tides left reynad for C9

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Valorant censorship

Valorant

Legality of Wario

Super Smash Bros

Police clearing out a homeless encampment

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hi im greek

Squid game has ruined my life

Squid Game

Imagine getting BOO'd by Aurateur

A response to Elon Musk's tweets

it will be honor to play that account

Ready Hafu

A 31 yo Oak Tree named Clara

On imaqtpie playing Outlast...

Hey, kripp! ¿Qué pasa, hombre?

This ZeRo guy seems pretty good

Super Smash Bros

Hold Ctrl and type wash ur hands

Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man

Look, I can play Death Standing too!

Kripps anguish in his expression is palpable

Hearthstone

My name is Dennis Pasterino

[This post is hidden]

Net Neutrality

Tides left reynad for C9

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Valorant censorship

Valorant

Legality of Wario

Super Smash Bros

Police clearing out a homeless encampment

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