[Copypasta] do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed (Shakespearean English)

Dost thou ponder if yoshi's constitution becomes discombobulated whence eggs are excreted afore Mario's gaze? My sincere apologies if thy bristles were tussled, however I believe this to be quite amusing. And, I am curious to perview a charcoal etching of this event, if only for a rousing chuckle. I'm also perplexed whence trying to place what eldritch odor would arise. This is only for a gaff, a ruse, merriment per se, I would like to smell them.
April 2021
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March 2020

Amazed Face

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August 2018

This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy salt can't win against salt like that” β˜‘ "He needed PRECISELY those two Kappas to win" β˜‘ β€œHe top decked the only excuse that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect CTRL+V β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could paste” β˜‘ β€œI copypasta'd that perfectly”
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May 2017

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Kripp defending Blizzard on Diablo Immortal

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, video game journalist and decent human being here. Looking to get your thoughts on the disgusting response of entitled gamers to the Diablo Immortal reveal. On a scale from Hitler (least evil) to Straight White Male PC Gamer (most evil), how would you characterize those who criticize Blizzard? Hope to hear you are as unbiased as I am, thanks!
twitch chat
November 2018

$600 should last us for at least 5 months

Our government is so kind and caring for us. Waits till the very last minute to finally pass something and gives us $600 which should last us for at least 5 months. God bless this country
December 2020


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