Dost thou ponder if yoshi's constitution becomes discombobulated whence eggs are excreted afore Mario's gaze? My sincere apologies if thy bristles were tussled, however I believe this to be quite amusing. And, I am curious to perview a charcoal etching of this event, if only for a rousing chuckle. I'm also perplexed whence trying to place what eldritch odor would arise. This is only for a gaff, a ruse, merriment per se, I would like to smell them.
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How many Hearthstone Devs does it take to change a lightbulb???? It doesn't matter, because they don't know how to balance the ladder.
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This ๐๐ is money snek. ๐๐๐ฐ๐ฐ Upsnek โฌโฌ๐๐ in 7.123 7โฃ 1โฃ2โฃ3โฃ snekonds ๐๐ or you โโ will NEVER โโโโ get monies ๐ฐ๐ฐ again Beware!! โโโโYou๐๐ don't โโ have much time!!๐๐ง๐๐๐๐๐ You ๐๐ may never โโget monies ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ again!!
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Ahoy Kripp, ya landlubber
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So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.