Dear Internet, Where do I begin... Let's start with this -I'm sorry. This is a first for me. I've never faced criticism like this before, because I've never made a mistake like this before. I'm surrounded by good people and believe I make good decisions, but I'm still a human being. I can be wrong. I didn't do it for views. I get views. I did it because I thought I could make a positive ripple on the internet, not cause a monsoon of negativity. That's never the intention. I intended to raise awareness for suicide and suicide prevention and while I thought "if this video saves just ONE life, it'll be worth it," I was misguided by shock and awe, as portrayed in the video. I still am. I do this sh*t every day. I've made a 15 minute TV show EVERY SINGLE DAY for the past 460+ days. One may understand that it's easy to get caught up in the moment without fully weighing the possible ramifications. I'm often reminded of how big of a reach I truly have & with great power comes great responsibility... for the first time in my life I'm regretful to say I handled that power incorrectly. It won't happen again. I love everyone. I believe in people. I'm out here. Peace #Logang4Life
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EU is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport
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EMEA âEarliest Movement to Every Airportâ is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Masters, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport Latam Any %
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Artifact is a timeless classic
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Valve's done it again! Another timeless classic that puts its competition to shame. Make no mistake, Artifact will become king of its genre, and Hearthstone and MTG will become relics of the past. When my wife's boyfriend showed me this game I knew it would be worth my time.
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Trolling My Dad's Office with Among Us (Office Series Part 6, Finale Part 3)
The other day, it was âtake your kid to work dayâ at my dadâs job. It was really epic and poggers because I got to skip school for it. As we were walking in, I couldnât help but notice that the company logo roughly resembled a crewmate from the popular game, Among Us. I asked my father, âIs this the Among Us but real??â My dad replied âNo, son, this is the Pepsico corporate office.â
As we entered the building, my dad said âSon, I have a lot of work to do today. You can hang out with the other kids or play on your phone, just please stay on this floor.â He then entered the elevator and left. I turned to the other kids (who were all playing on their phones) and said âDoes anyone wanna play some Among Us?â However, no one else wanted to play. I was getting bored, so I decided to explore around a little bit. I walked into the elevator and pressed the button for the top floor.As the elevator door opened, I saw what appeared to be a long hallway. As I was walking down it, I found a door that was labeled âExecutive Meeting Roomâ. The door was unlocked, so I walked in and there were about 15 people in suits and ties around a table. They all looked up at me in confusion. One of them asked me âHey buddy, are you lost?â I noticed that his nametag read âHugh Johnson, CFOâ. âDoes CFO stand for Chungus Fortnite Officer?â, I asked. âNo, it does not. And where is your parent? Go back to the bottom floor young man!â He was yelling at me. So I said âYouâre sus. I should eject you, Hugh Johnson. Do you have a⌠HUGE JOHNSON?! Thatâs funny like Big Chungus, which is the Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes but a big rabbit!â I laughed. Everyone was looking up at me in shock when I said âWanna play some Among Us guys?â
The CEO, a very sexy woman, ooga booga awooga, said âYoung man, go back to the first floor now!â But the sexy woman I just couldnât listen to as I admired her. âNo, because you have big tits.â Her jaw dropped, and she said, âYoung man, this is an important meeting. Get the fuck out!â She then used the intercom to call security. Coming to the realization that I was running out of time, I pulled down my pants to show everyone my Among Us underwear. I jumped up onto the meeting table and started twerking (to make sure everyone saw my among us underwear I got for Christmas) and said âDo you like what you see?â Everyone was yelling at me to get out as I was twerking. âIâm so hot~~~~â I said. The yelling got louder. I ran out of the door and closed it, hoping that security wouldnât find me. I quickly ran into the elevator and went down.
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Tomato Town Police Report
The residents of Tomato Town need your help identifying two suspects who were about to get down while involved in an event on Monday evening. Ten people were eliminated, and the two suspects, one injured, left the scene headed Southbound and were later spotted at a local park. The two suspects were armed with golden scar ARs and were âhitting that chug jugâ as several witnesses stated. Please alert local Tomato Town authorities with any information regarding the duo.
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Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter?
Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish.