[Copypasta] A boy asked a girl in a library

twitchquotes: A boy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl Answered with a loud angry voice; "I don't want to spend the night with you!! All the people in the library started staring at the boy and he was embarrassed. After minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said to him I study psychology and I know what man is think, I guess you felt embarrassed,right? The guy responded with a loud voice :$300 for one night That's too much!! and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears, "I study law and I know how to make someone guilty.
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August 2020
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Hi I'm 13 and I just started watching Rick and Morty

twitchquotes: Hi I'm 13 and I just started watching Rick and Morty and I can tell you for a fact it's my favorite show!!. Lik the one time Ricky said said there's probably like no good !!!! i was agreeing so much I'am smarter then you're average fidget spinner teen at middle school to even though I have one. I may be young but I'm smarter then every theist on earth basically the show is also really deep when they said like no one was born for a reason I was so blown away as they must have big balls to say that on tv so I told my friends on minecraft and they agree too. LOL once when my mom took me to McDonald's I asked for the Mulan dipping sauce and the dumb bitch didn't even get the reference XD One time in class i evan shouted "I'm PICKLE RIIIICK!" and Mrs.Janice told me to go outside i fucking hate that cunt school is for dumb ppl just like what Rick said, i m too smart for such imbicells. But yeah I love Rick and Morty and I'm actually smart enough to get it to.
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September 2017

Rick and Morty

Female Amogus Crewmate v2

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May 2022

Among Us / Amogus

Yuno Gasai

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September 2018

Weebs

I love you future self!

twitchquotes: Hey youtube! HeyGuys It's me from the past! Remember when I wrote this and then it happened and now I'm watching this again on YouTube watching my message pass! I love you future self! KappaPride
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Reynad

Only three more COVID variants until Sigma

MASKS UP😷 AND TITS OUTπŸ’―πŸ‘πŸ™ŒONLY THREE MORE COVID🦠VARIANTS🀀UNTIL SIGMA ΣΣ😩 You know what that means you πŸ…±OOSTEDπŸ’‰SLUTSπŸ‘…πŸ‘€ It’s time to get on that COVID Grindsetβ„’ before you get 🀯infectedπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†by the SUPERIOR😀variantβ€Όβ€Ό The sixth 6️⃣waveπŸŒŠπŸ‘‹ is CUMMINGπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ“ˆπŸ…±eta males at the bottomπŸ˜“πŸ‘‡of the corona🍺sexualπŸ₯΅ hierarchy πŸ† should ☠prepare to get FUCKEDπŸ‘πŸ†this timeβŒ› by the extraπŸ‘ŒlargeπŸ€ͺspikeπŸ‘†protein mutation☒🀀😫 Send this to 1️⃣9️⃣ of your most IMMUNOβ›”COMPROMISED🚫😨😨 friendsπŸ’©otherwise😳there will beπŸ’€ another VERY longπŸ“πŸ†LOCKπŸ”DOWNπŸ™ˆβ€Όβ€Ό
December 2021

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Coronavirus

COVID

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