[Copypasta] A boy asked a girl in a library

twitchquotes: A boy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl Answered with a loud angry voice; "I don't want to spend the night with you!! All the people in the library started staring at the boy and he was embarrassed. After minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said to him I study psychology and I know what man is think, I guess you felt embarrassed,right? The guy responded with a loud voice :$300 for one night That's too much!! and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears, "I study law and I know how to make someone guilty.
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August 2020
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Arr. It's driving me nuts

twitchquotes: A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, the bartender says "whats with the wheel?". The pirate replies "Arr. it's drivin me nuts"
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November 2014
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Leifman is abusing his authority as mod again

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, it has come to my attention that one of your mods "Leifman" has been abusing his authority as mod and banning people for no good reason. I would appreciate if you took some time out of your schedule to take action and remove his mod status. Thank you!
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September 2014
Kripp

Let's build a wall chat

twitchquotes: Let's build a wall chat KKona โ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ค
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November 2016

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Emoji move emoji review

twitchquotes: A ๐Ÿ‘Œ whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ town ๐Ÿช of ๐Ÿ’ฆ beings, ๐Ÿ‘€ confined to ๐Ÿ’ฆ feeling ๐Ÿ˜œ one ๐Ÿ˜ค emotion their ๐Ÿ† entire ๐Ÿ‘ life. ๐Ÿ‘ค That ๐Ÿ˜ could ๐Ÿ”’ honestly ๐Ÿ‘ be ๐Ÿ the ๐Ÿ‘ focus of ๐Ÿ’ฆ an ๐Ÿ‘น entire ๐Ÿ‘ movie, ๐ŸŽฅ but ๐Ÿ‘ in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚ movie ๐ŸŽฅ that's ๐Ÿ˜ฆ just ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ world ๐ŸŒŽ they ๐Ÿ‘ฅ live ๐Ÿ™… in, ๐Ÿ‘ and ๐Ÿ‘ yet ๐Ÿ˜‡ these ๐Ÿ‘ˆ beings ๐Ÿ‘€ don't ๐Ÿšซ question ๐Ÿ˜ฉ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ and ๐Ÿ‘ carry ๐Ÿ”› on ๐Ÿ”› their ๐Ÿ† lives ๐Ÿ“ด as ๐Ÿ‘ normal... ๐Ÿ˜ the ๐Ÿ‘ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚ movie ๐ŸŽฅ takes ๐Ÿ˜‰ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ far ๐ŸŒŒ more ๐Ÿ— subtle ๐Ÿ™ˆ approach ๐Ÿ˜œ meaning critics probably ๐Ÿ˜ป didn't ๐Ÿšซ notice the ๐Ÿ‘ strong ๐Ÿ’ช existential themes present ๐Ÿ’ฒ in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ film upon ๐Ÿ‘ฆ first ๐Ÿ‘† viewing.
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July 2017

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Fail Whale

โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–โ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
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December 2017
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