[Copypasta] LULW pointing at WeirdChamp

twitchquotes: LULW LULW ๐Ÿ‘‡ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € LULW ๐Ÿ‘‰ WeirdChamp ๐Ÿ‘ˆ LULW โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ‘† LULW LULW
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