[Copypasta] LULW pointing at WeirdChamp

Are we human or are we dancer?

twitchquotes: ζ༼⊙ ͟ل͜ ⊙༽ᶘ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇʀ? ζ༼⊙ ͟ل͜ ⊙༽ᶘ

twitch chat

August 2014

I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face

twitchquotes: I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face and suffocate me and gives me no mercy, I want her to squash my head with her gigantic thighs like a hand squashes a tomato. Just knowing that she is able to do that brings me to the brink of orgasmic relief, but I know she won't smash my body with her arms hugging me like the bear emote. Fuck, why does she have to be a video game character, I want Blizzard to make sex dolls, I would buy out all the Zarya models and keep them for myself

twitch chat

June 2017

Overwatch

if you copy this message im reporting you

twitchquotes: wow, i log on to twitch tv to chat with people and to watch a good streamer, then you guys fking spam this chat with your dumb kappas and dumb sht memes that are not even close to funny. i dont even giggle from your shtty jokes. fk you and if you fking copy this message im reporting each one of you. you all think your fking funny

twitch chat

March 2018

I hate Twitch Chat

salty

Watch Kripp's stream as punishment

twitchquotes: I'm typing this from prison where we are forced to watch Kripp stream as our punishment. If he gets to 12 wins we will all be let go. Otherwise we will be executed tomorrow morning. Please Kripp, we're all rooting for you BlessRNG

twitch chat

May 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

Dear Hunter in chat, you are smart player

twitchquotes: SMOrc

Dear Hunter in chat, you are smart player. Whatever is going on in your laddering right now, please know that you go face and you only ever go face. You are skilled. SMOrc

twitch chat

September 2015

strifecro

[Copypasta] LULW pointing at WeirdChamp

Are we human or are we dancer?

I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face

Overwatch

if you copy this message im reporting you

I hate Twitch Chat

salty

Watch Kripp's stream as punishment

Hearthstone

Dear Hunter in chat, you are smart player

Hearthstone

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