[Copypasta] LULW pointing at WeirdChamp

The unluckiest human ever

twitchquotes: BREAKING NEWS - Canadian scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual, a scraggly, foul-smelling, unkempt Canadian man, discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's card game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but my opponents just keep topdecking me!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.

twitch chat

June 2016

Kripp

I am not a simp.

twitchquotes: And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. I’ve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simped– never simped for a girl. I’ve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not I’m a simp. Well, I’m not a simp. I’ve never simped for any girl I’ve got. I am not a simp.

twitch chat

July 2020

Simps

MUST BE EU

twitchquotes: SeemsGood

NO LOGIC

DOESNT UNDERSTAND IMMIGRATION SeemsGood

WATCHING NA GAME SeemsGood

ON NA WEBSITE SeemsGood

MUST BE EU SeemsGood

twitch chat

August 2017

EU vs NA

The D: emote has been banned

twitchquotes: ———————————————————————— imGlitch

The D: emote has been banned from this channel ————————————————————————

twitch chat

September 2018

Qtpie's doctor messages Qtpie about his donger cream needs

twitchquotes: Hello Qtpie, it's your doctor, DR. Dong calling about your donger cream needs, you havn't picked up your prescription in quite a while and we are worried your donger may be dry and crusty

twitch chat

October 2014

imaqtpie

[Copypasta] LULW pointing at WeirdChamp

The unluckiest human ever

I am not a simp.

Simps

MUST BE EU

EU vs NA

The D: emote has been banned

Qtpie's doctor messages Qtpie about his donger cream needs

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