[Copypasta] LULW pointing at WeirdChamp

twitchquotes: LULW LULW ๐Ÿ‘‡ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € LULW ๐Ÿ‘‰ WeirdChamp ๐Ÿ‘ˆ LULW โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ‘† LULW LULW
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Daddyโ€™s little tidepod

i'm daddies wittle tide pod hehe (๊ˆ๊’ณ๊ˆ)i'm all squishy and wet for daddy! (๏พ‰ยดใƒฎยด)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Raintm scent!!!! (ใ€‚ใƒปฯ‰ใƒปใ€‚)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten...(ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`)waaah!!! dont eat all of me daddy(ใ€€๏ผ›โˆ€๏ผ›) hehehe my soap-pussy is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4... no more daddy i'll break~(โ—///โ–ฝ///โ—) hehe i'm daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=
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Ben Shapiro Kung Fu Fighting

Let's say for a minute, that hypothetically, everyone was in fact kung fu fighting. Now statistically speaking of course, this is impossible. Now hypothetically if they were, hypothetically of course. Now, would they all be performing the same so called Kung Fu move? Statistically speaking that is highly unlikely. This would also, hypothetically, be quite dangerous if it were to actually occur. Coming from a medical official, my wife, who is a doctor, she says that hypothetically, this would be dangerous. So, logically, this would not happen. So in fact, there is no way, impossible even, that everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.
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I'm better than professional valorant players

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