[Copypasta] What if I put my Minecraft bed next to yours?

twitchquotes: What if I... put my Minecraft bed... 😳 next to yours... 😳 aha ha, just kidding.. šŸ˜‚ unless.. ? 😳
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August 2019

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Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth: ~ KappaPride 怀怀怀 ~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀怀怀怀 怀~ KappaPride ~ KappaPride 怀 怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀 怀怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀怀怀怀怀怀~ KappaPride 怀 怀怀怀~ KappaPride
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March 2016
Forsen

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roleplay with you as your online gf

twitchquotes: I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
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July 2019

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When spam, my text automatically go to the smallest size

twitchquotes: ʷʰᵉᶰ Ė¢įµ–įµƒįµ, ᵐʸ ᵗᵉˣᵗ įµƒįµ˜įµ—įµ’įµįµƒįµ—į¶¦į¶œįµƒį¶«į¶«Źø įµįµ’ įµ—įµ’ ᵗʰᵉ Ė¢įµįµƒį¶«į¶«įµ‰Ė¢įµ— ˢᶦᶻᵉ⋅ ᶦ ᶜᵃᶰ įµįµƒĖ£į¶¦įµį¶¦į¶»įµ‰ Ė¢įµ–įµƒįµ ᵖᵉʳ ᵖᶦˣᵉᶫ ᵃᶰᵈ į¶¦į¶°į¶œŹ³įµ‰įµƒĖ¢įµ‰ ᵗʰᵉ įµˆį¶¦į¶ į¶ į¶¦į¶œįµ˜į¶«įµ—Źø įµ—įµ’ Ź³įµ‰įµƒįµˆ ˢᵃᶦᵈ Ė¢įµ–įµƒįµ į¶œįµƒįµ˜Ė¢į¶¦į¶°įµ į¶ Ź³įµ˜Ė¢įµ—Ź³įµƒįµ—į¶¦įµ’į¶° įµ’į¶  ᵗʰᵉ ᵛᶦᵉʷᵉʳ⋅ ᵃᶫᶫ įµ‡įµ‰į¶œįµ’įµį¶¦į¶°įµ ᵐᵃˣᶦᵐᵘᵐ įµ‰į¶ į¶ į¶¦į¶œį¶¦įµ‰į¶°į¶œŹø
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November 2014

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EU COMING THROUGH v2

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March 2019

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Priced in

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
December 2020

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