Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
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A NUCLEAR REACTOR HAS EXPLODED IN LEGO CITY
A NUCLEAR REACTOR HAS EXPLODED IN LEGO CITY
START THE EMERGENCY HELICOPTERS
HEY
BUILD THE HELICOPTERS, THROW BORON INTO THE REACTOR AND STOP THE DISASTER
THE NEW CHERNOBYL COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
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Fulfill your wish, spam this fish
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FULFILL YOUR WISH BY SPAMMING THIS FISH
FULFILL YOUR WISH BY SPAMMING THIS FISH
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Kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp
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helo my name is dongerino pasterino ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ, i am 69 year old donger from imaqtmeatloaf's stream . 420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp for 9001 years. 1 year ago, imaqtlasagne and imaqtpie invaded the camp and rescued me. now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to young dongers.
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Don Han'Cho tells Kripp to disenchant his collection
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Hey Kripp its Don Han'Cho 
from da grimy goons. I got a job for yah. I know about a warehouse holding thousands of pounds of arcane dust. I got a tip that this place is called "collecteen manajaire" sounds french or somethin I don know. Anyways what I want you to do is da sneak in to dis place and look for a button called "deez ench ant". You whack dat and da goons will take care of da rest. You game?
from da grimy goons. I got a job for yah. I know about a warehouse holding thousands of pounds of arcane dust. I got a tip that this place is called "collecteen manajaire" sounds french or somethin I don know. Anyways what I want you to do is da sneak in to dis place and look for a button called "deez ench ant". You whack dat and da goons will take care of da rest. You game?
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Kripp
Hearthstone
F to pay McRespects
Ma'am, you may want to McSitâ„¢ down for this. We are deeply McSorryâ„¢ to inform you your husband has McPerishedâ„¢ in the McLineâ„¢ of duty. He bravely led a McChargeâ„¢ against the Burger Emperor's Armyâ„¢, and through his McBraveryâ„¢ we were able to hold the McLineâ„¢ long enough for McReinforcementsâ„¢ to arrive. Your husband is being awarded the Grimace Medal of McHonorâ„¢ for his McServiceâ„¢, and for his McBraveryâ„¢ we will be sending you a complimentary Happy Mealâ„¢ as a token of appreciation. His service to the McMarineâ„¢ Corps will never be forgotten.