Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
THEY FUCK
What happened to this ad? :(
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Female racist
wait, wait, wait....... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL AND A RACIST?!!?! 
_O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started hating minorities. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.
_O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started hating minorities. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.
Gray Screen Simulator for Windows
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League of Legends
If you are a view bot, please type MrDestructoid
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Must be Weasel Tunneler
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Hearthstone
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