Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
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Incel Revolutionary Party
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I am going to start a new party called "Incel Revolutionary Party" or "IRP". Almost all women will be taken into concentration camps and they get a handpicked incel boyfriend. The uglier the incel is, the better looking the girl is. Incels that are good looking will only get the fattest and ugliest girlfriends. Non-incels (infidels) will be taken into conversion camps and they will be forced to eat junk food, game all day, never go outside, and never work out. They will be converted to incels. Non-incel women that are against the forced girlfriend laws will also be converted into "incel-allies" by watching state-sponsored propaganda videos that are all about how sad incels are and how much they need girlfriends. There will also be some Chads, Brads and Tyrones that will not be converted into incels because the women who are incels (femcels) will not have to be a forced girlfriend. They will get a free boyfriend. If the chosen chads, brads and tyrones are against the laws, they will also be forced to watch propaganda videos about sad femcels are.
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dont care + didnt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + yourāre probably white + not funny didnāt laugh + youāre* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdonāt care + didnāt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + yourāre a full time discordian + not funny didnāt laugh + youāre* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + kys + ur unfunny +ratio donāt care + didnāt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe copedonāt care + didnāt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + yourāre probably white + not funny didnāt laugh + youāre* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdonāt care + didnāt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + yourāre a full time discordian + not funny didnāt laugh + youāre* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + kys + ur unfunny +ratio donāt care + didnāt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + so bad + so ass
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Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs
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(ąøāą²°_ā¢Ģ)ąø Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs, foul Moderinos (ąøāą²°_ā¢Ģ)ąø
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TSM wonned?
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Did TSM wonned? 
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Lmao you call yourself a COVID-19 fan?
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Lmao you call yourself a COVID-19 fan? I'm fucking loaded on virus points bro. I highlight every message because I'm just infecting everybody. Try talking in chat again when you are stocked up on hand wash, toilet rolls & baked beans š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦
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