Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
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Putin should start an OnlyFans to save the Russian economy
Think about it. The Russian economy is in shambles. All assets frozen, there's no money coming in. But if he just spread that hiney for some people who would like it then why not? With a couple butt spread pictures maybe a ruble can be worth more than a potato again. Here are some content ideas that I suggest:
Wanking Videos (pretty basic, these are the cheapest ones cuz his dickπ is like 1 cmπ₯)
Body Worship Videos (kinda hot ngl π³ππ°, all his dick sucking oligarchs oil his body and touch him in ways he never thought possibleππππ€)
Sanction Bukkake (a livestream where in a dick cums on his face every time he gets a sanctionπππππππ¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦)
Lukashenko Sex Tapes (these are pretty expensive, a collection of Vladdy Daddy and Lukashenskank cumming with every position in the KamasutraππΊβππ)
Nuke-In-Crack Challenge (the most expensive one! This is where he fills his hole with the invaluable Russian crude oil and tries to fit a Nuclear Warhead up his ass! β½β’οΈππ)
What u guys think?