[Copypasta] People space jammed from the oldest of times

twitchquotes: From the oldest of times, people jammed for a number of reasons. They jammed in prayer... or so that their crops would be plentiful... or so their hunt would be good. And they Jammed to stay physically fit... and show their community spirit. And they Jammed to celebrate." And that is the Jamming we're talking about. Aren't we told in Psalm 149 "Praise ye the Lord Octavian. Slam Jam unto the Lord Octavian a new song. Let them praise His name in the Space Jam"? And it was King David - King David, who we read about in Samuel - and what did David do? What did David do? He jammed๏ปฟ
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September 2014
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This is the Hygiene Police

twitchquotes: (โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ) This is the Hygiene Police, we have reason to suspect you didn't wash your hands after exiting the bathroom. Please prepare for a full body cavity search. (โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ)
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January 2015
Kripp

VAPE Master hat and dress

twitchquotes: deIlluminati only the VAPE-MASTER can wear this vape hat VapeNation and has the perfect body for this beautiful dress DNCbell
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July 2016
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VapeNation

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November 2014
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There is a bunch of Twitch overlords

twitchquotes: There is a bunch of Twitch overlords who grow batches of streamers from genetically modified eggs. When these eggs hatch and grow, they are given their first computer and start streaming a Dora the Explorer game. As they grow up, the most popular streamers advance and are given more complex games to stream, from CoD to Hearthstone. Each streamer lives in a small cubicle, and there are hundreds upon hundreds of cubicles on the grounds of the Twitch Headquarters. deIlluminati
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March 2016
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Kripp and Tony Gambino Casino in Reno

twitchquotes: ษขแดแดแด… แด…แด€ส แดแด„แด›แด€แด ษชแด€ษด, แด€สŸ แด˜แด€แด„ษชษดแด สœแด‡ส€แด‡, แด„แด€สŸสŸษชษดษข ษชษด า“ส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ แด›แดษดส ษขแด€แดส™ษชษดแด แด„แด€sษชษดแด ษชษด ส€แด‡ษดแด. ษช'แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ สแดแดœ แด€ษดแด… สแดแดœส€ แด˜แด€แด˜แด€ส€ส€ษชษดแด แด›แด sแด›แด€ส€ ษชษด แด›สœแด‡ สŸแด€แด›แด‡sแด› แดา“ แดส แด›ส€ษชแด แดา“ ษดแด‡แดโ”€แด˜แดส€ษดแดส€ษชษดแดs, "า“ษชสŸษชแด˜ษชษดแดโ”€สŸแด€แด›ษชษดแดs sสœแดแด ษชษดษข แดŠแด€สŸแด€แด˜แด‡ษดแดs แดœแด˜ แด›สœแด‡ษชส€ แด˜แด‡แด‡โ”€สœแดสŸแด‡s เซฉ,"แด…ษชส€แด‡แด„แด›แด‡แด… ส™ส ฯ™แดœแด‡ษดแด›ษชษด แด›แด€ส€แด€ษดแด›ษชษดแด. ษขษชแด แด‡ แดแด‡ แด€ แด„แด€สŸสŸ, แด€แดษชษขแด
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March 2014
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