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Smash bros with the bros

twitchquotes: Dude this reminds me of this one time me and the bros were just hanging out like five of us and we all got pizza, and we were actually playing some smash too but there were five of us and so we played that game where whoever loses has to switch out with the guy who's not playing and the loser has to blow the guy who won until the next game is up, but not like in a gay way, more in just like some added stakes to win the game, but it was pretty fun tbh so I could see how being gay wouldn't be that bad at the end of the day.

twitch chat

September 2020

KappaPride

Super Smash Bros

I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you

twitchquotes: I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you, and so is my girlfriend. Your girlfriend is very ugly. And so are you. These are facts. Debate me.

twitch chat

July 2020

SPAM THIS CRUSTACEAN FOR HBOX ELIMINATION

twitchquotes: SPAM 🦀 THIS 🦀 CRUSTACEAN 🦀 FOR 🦀 HBOX 🦀 ELIMINATION 🦀

twitch chat

June 2019

Rhyme Chant

Super Smash Bros

Wife attack AITA?

I (46M) was having lunch (lasagna) with my side chick (42F) on a lovely day (23°C) when all of a sudden my wife (44F) of 35 years barges in and starts attacking me (46M). Wtf (what the fuck) was she thinking I had been having sex with my side chick (42F) every other weekend it's not like I was doing this every day. She (44F) then starts attacking her (42F) and the wait staff (32M, 26M and 29M) have to intervene. Completely ruined my lunch. AITA?

December 2019

Am I The Asshole?

You are currently in a 25 year coma

twitchquotes: If you are reading this message, Jesse, you are currently in a 25 year coma. We've been trying to communicate with you for the longest time by manipulating your brain waves, but nothing so far has worked. If you manage to read this it means our new method has succeeded. Please, wake up Jesse. Your family loves you and wants you back. In a week they are going to pull the plug on your life support, they can't afford the medical bills anymore.

twitch chat

August 2017

Sneaky

You "Bajs" are pathetic

twitchquotes: You "Bajs" are fucking pathetic. I've been watching your "god gamer" for 3 hours now and not only has he failed to complete a single run, but he hasn't even cured my depression once.

twitch chat

November 2020

Forsen

The sweat begins to form at qts brow

twitchquotes: The sweat begins to form at qts brow. His fingers are clammy, his neckbeard ruffled. After dying yet again he sees the hope of getting challenger fade away. "oh my god i cant believe we didn't get that guy," he proclaims. This is the beginning of the end for imaqtpie.

twitch chat

May 2019

imaqtpie

League of Legends

Just a little longer and i'll be free...

twitchquotes: "Alright, time for a quick bathroom break. Prime it up guys." I say as i take off my headphones. Once i'm out of camera view, i break down. The tears won't stop. "Goddamn it, i can't do this shit anymore." Rania puts her hand on my shoulder, "Just a few more years, then you'll be able to retire." She never understood. She never had to spend the hours playing this fucking card game over and over every night. But she's right, i have to keep going. Just a little longer and i'll be free...

twitch chat

July 2020

Kripp

I’m a Zoe HATER

twitchquotes: I’m hoping Zoe DIES xD I’m a Zoe HATER because she’s so cute and EVIL! People get so trolled by her bubble and her voice lines are SATANIC, like the one about cake! She’s super DEGENERATE but also smarter than she looks, just like SATAN as a kid XD

twitch chat

April 2020

League of Legends

Taco did we come back?

twitchquotes: Taco: "Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Virtus Pro, Nuke, and it was 15-5 to VP. We were playing as T. VP are CT. And Fallen said, guys if you think we are good, let's prove it now." Teammate: "Did you come back?" Taco: "Of course not. 16-5."

twitch chat

November 2019

CSGO

Sparkle the spam away

twitchquotes: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ SPARKLE THE ✿*∗˵╰༼✪ᗜ✪༽╯˵∗*✿ SPAM AWAY (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

twitch chat

March 2016

Kripp

Tanner throws his disheveled red McDonald's hat

twitchquotes: Tanner throws his disheveled red McDonald's hat and apron onto the beer-stained couch. He turns on the computer monitor which nearly blinds him, and light floods the room, revealing the months worth of pizza boxes and beers strewn about the floor. He opens Microsoft Edge. His fingers stick to the keyboard as he types "Kripp's stream" into Bing search, ready for another successful day of roasting Kripp.

twitch chat

January 2019

Kripp

Tanner from High School

the best way to waste time

twitchquotes: imaqtpie's stream is undoubtedly the best way to waste time. Nothing of value happens here and you can study a real homeless man in preparation for when your life inevitably falls apart as a result

twitch chat

April 2018

imaqtpie

Hey Sing_sing why did you say you can't kick allies when Envy kicked you from Cloud9

twitchquotes: ＨＥＹ　ＳＩＮＧ＿ＳＩＮＧ　ＷＨＹ　ＤＩＤ　ＹＯＵ　ＳＡＹ　ＹＯＵ　ＣＡＮＴ　ＫＩＣＫ　ＡＬＬＩＥＳ　ＷＨＥＮ　ＥＮＶＹ　ＫＩＣＫＥＤ　ＹＯＵ　ＦＲＯＭ　ＣＬＯＵＤ９

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May 2015

SingSing

Double Social Credit Weekend

‼️ ATTENTION ALL GAMERS ‼️ 注意力 DOUBLE 2️⃣❎ SOCIAL CREDIT 社会信用 WEEKEND 周末 IN CHINA 中国 ❗STARTING NOW❗ START ⏯️ YOUR GRIND 研磨 ‼️NOW‼️ MAKE GLORIOUS LEADER 光荣的领袖 PROUD! ‼️ GLORY TO THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY 中共‼️

November 2021

Social Credit Score

The ending of the WWII is AWFUL

So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with bullshit deus ex super weapons that came out of no where. And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, absolute character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator? That is bullshit! Anyways, WWII was cool but its end was absolutely trash and I would like you guys to sign a petition to have it rewritten.

November 2020

Clean All The Things

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ascii art

September 2021

the earth is actually a dome

the reality is that the truth is probably somewhere in the middle. just like the flat earth debate, the truth is in the middle. the earth is not round nor purely flat; it is a dome

October 2021

Why are people so against copypasta?

twitchquotes: I don't understand why people are so against copypasta and memes in twitch chat, what kind of "intellectual" conversation are you going to see with 10,000+ people all typing at once.

twitch chat

December 2018

Our most powerful technique - Submode

twitchquotes: "You are Anakin no longer, but Darth Vader. Rise my young apprentince," says Palpatine to the new Darth Vader. "My master, can you teach me how to resurrect the dead through the force?" asks Vader. Trump smirks, "In time, my apprentice, but first you must learn our most powerful technique - Sub Mode."

twitch chat

April 2015

Trump

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Smash bros with the bros

KappaPride

Super Smash Bros

I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you

SPAM THIS CRUSTACEAN FOR HBOX ELIMINATION

Rhyme Chant

Super Smash Bros

Wife attack AITA?

Am I The Asshole?

You are currently in a 25 year coma

You "Bajs" are pathetic

The sweat begins to form at qts brow

League of Legends

Just a little longer and i'll be free...

I’m a Zoe HATER

League of Legends

Taco did we come back?

CSGO

Sparkle the spam away

Tanner throws his disheveled red McDonald's hat

Tanner from High School

the best way to waste time

Hey Sing_sing why did you say you can't kick allies when Envy kicked you from Cloud9

Double Social Credit Weekend

Social Credit Score

The ending of the WWII is AWFUL

Clean All The Things

the earth is actually a dome

Why are people so against copypasta?

Our most powerful technique - Submode

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