[Copypasta] Coke Gaming out!

twitchquotes: HI, this is Coke Gaming here In the Twitch stream of Aurateur. We would like to give you lots of money and gifted subscriptions, and maybe you can be on a platform-wide ad! Please be as loud and obnoxious as possible, the louder the reaction the better! Thank you for considering us. Coke Gaming out!
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December 2019
Super loud Coke Gaming ad was constantly played on Twitch
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Kripp invites Hotform to a friendly Fireside duel

twitchquotes: Hotform sees another invite to a friendly Fireside duel from Kripp and wants to move into fetal curl, but his hand is chained to the heater. Rania steps next to his laptop, putting dry bread and tap water down. โ€œCome, Hotform, it is only 3 more hours today. You can even have some lettuce for dinner.โ€ His eyes tear up while he accepts the invite and mulligans his hand, but then he sees Krippโ€™s first minion: Lucentbark. โ€œNo, nononono, please, please! Kill me! Just kill me! CHAT! CHAT HELP ME!โ€
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August 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

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โฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏ โฃฏโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃฏโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃงโฃโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡ โฃโฃงโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃฏโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃ‡โฃงโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃฏ โฃงโฃโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃงโฃงโฃฏโฃฏโก€โ €โ €โฃคโฃถโฃฟโฃงโฃโฃโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡ โฃฏโฃฏโฃ‡โฃงโฃฏโ ›โ ‰โฃฟโฃ‡โฃ‡โ €โ €โฃฏโฃโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃงโฃงโฃ‡โฃงโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ โฃฏโฃฏโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โฃคโฃฟโฃงโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡ โฃฏโ ‹โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโฃ‡โฃงโฃฏโฃฏโ €โ €โขฐโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃ‡โฃโฃโฃงโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡ โกโ €โ €โฃพโฃฏโฃฏโฃโฃงโฃโฃฏโ €โ €โ ˆโ ‹โ ‹โ ‹โ ‹โ ‹โ ‹โ ‹โ ‹โ ‹โฃฏโฃงโฃงโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃงโฃ‡ โก‚โ €โ €โฃ‡โฃงโฃฏโฃงโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃฏโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ„โ €โ €โขซโฃงโฃโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃงโฃ‡ โฃงโ €โ €โฃฟโฃ‡โฃฏโฃโฃฏโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃงโฃโฃโฃ‡โฃงโฃงโฃโกโ ™โฃงโฃโฃฆโ €โ €โ ปโฃงโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃโฃ‡ โฃโฃ„โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃงโฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃงโฃโฃโฃโฃโฃฏโ ‹โ €โ €โฃผโฃงโฃฏโฃทโ €โ €โ ™โฃฏโ โขปโฃ โฃฏโฃโฃฆโ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โขฟโฃ‡โฃงโฃ‡โฃงโฃ‡โ Ÿโ ‹โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃ‡โฃงโฃ‡โฃฏโฃฟโก€โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃฟ โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃ‡โฃโฃถโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโฃพโฃฏโฃฏโฃฏโฃงโฃงโฃงโฃ‡โฃโฃฆโฃฎโฃฎโฃฎโฃฎ
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January 2021

Crumbz picked Rengar again...

twitchquotes: It's 3:00 A.M. and Imaqtpie "Michael" Santana has to be up soon to stream. He awakens with a cold sweat screaming an with fear. Lisher awakes too and tries to sooth him. "Whats wrong baby?" QTPie says with a look of horror on his face "C-Crumbz picked rengar again..."
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February 2015
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Morbius is love. Morbius is life.

I was only nine years old. I loved Morbius so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Morbius every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Morbius is love", I would say, โ€œMorbius is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Morbius. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Morbius. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, โ€œItโ€™s morbin time". He grabs me with his powerful morby hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Morbius. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Morbius. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Morbius. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Morbius looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Get morbed". Morbius leaves through my window. Morbius is love. Morbius is life.
June 2022

Morbius

Yet Another Among Us Crewmate

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December 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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