[Copypasta] I want to fuck a cheeseburger

I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonaldโ€™s for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonaldโ€™s I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
April 2021
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Wojak

โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„ โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„ โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„ โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œ โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œ โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–Œ โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ”€โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ”€โ”€โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€ โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„
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September 2018

No YEP COCK today

โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโ ซโ “โ šโ ‰โ ™โ “โ ซโขปโ ฟโฃŸโ ฟโ ญโ ฉโ ›โกปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโ •โ โฃ โ ดโ ’โ ‹โ ‰โข‰โฃ‰โฃ›โฃ›โฃฒโฃคโฃ€โ ”โ ’โ ›โข’โฃ‹โฃนโฃ›โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโ Žโ €โ €โ €โ €โ คโฃ–โกซโ โ ’โ ‚โ €โ €โ โ บโฃทโกฒโ ญโ ›โ “โ ’โ šโ ซโ ฌโกป โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขŸโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฎโฃ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโกฟโ ฟโก†โ €โ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โขฐโฃฟโ ฟโก†โ €โ ˆ โฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โก‘โข„โ €โ €โ ปโ ฟโ ถโ ƒโ €โข€โกงโข„โก€โ ˜โ ปโ ถโ โ €โฃ€ โขงโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ„โกˆโ “โฃฏโฃ–โฃฒโ คโ คโ ดโ ถโ ฏโ ฝโ ฆโขพโฃฟโกญโฃฌโกคโฃฉโฃพ โ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโ ดโ ’โ ‰โ ‰โฃโก โ คโ คโ ”โ ’โ ’โ ถโ ถโ ฆโ คโขคโฃˆโฃ‰โ ›โขผโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ โ  โ ดโ ’โข‹โฃ‰โฃ โ คโ ดโ –โ ’โ šโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ’โ ฒโ ฎโฃญโก“โ ฏ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขŽโ ณโ คโ ’โ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข™โฃณ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃฑโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃฑโฃฟโฃฟ โฃ†โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ ˆโ ™โ ตโฃ’โ คโ คโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โฃ”โฃฎโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ’โ ’โ ฎโ ญโ ญโข‰โฃ‰โฃˆโก‰โ ‰โ ญโ ญโ โ ‹โ ˜โ โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฎโกปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ NO YEP COCK TODAY IM SAD
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May 2020

Pepe

I miss the old Tyler, SoloQ troll Tyler

twitchquotes: I miss the old Tyler, SoloQ troll Tyler. Not playing other ADCs Tyler, run it down mid Tyler. I hate the new Tyler, the never rude Tyler, family friendly streams Tyler, the too polite Tyler, meta slave Tyler, this is the worst Tyler. I miss the Toxic Tyler, Draven one trick Tyler, 420 burst Tyler. I gotta say, at that time I'd like to feed Tyler.
twitch chat
November 2018
Tyler1

League of Legends

Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag

twitchquotes: haHAA BAN haHAA ONE haHAA 12 haHAA YEAR haHAA OLD haHAA AND haHAA YOU haHAA GET haHAA THE haHAA WHOLE haHAA 9GAG haHAA
twitch chat
December 2018

Ban X Get The Whole Y

This is the Totemic Might police

twitchquotes: โ—ฅยทฬฟฤนฬฏยทฬฟ ฬฟโ—ค This is the Totemic Might police, you're coming with us Reynad. โ—ฅยทฬฟฤนฬฏยทฬฟ ฬฟโ—ค
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August 2015
Reynad

Hearthstone

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