I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald’s for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald’s I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
I used to be a real ad
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Buff bunny (my gf telling the waitress my food is wrong)
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(•ㅅ•)⠀⠀my gf telling the waitress
⠀＿ノ⠀ヽ⠀ノ⠀＼＿⠀⠀my food is wrong
/⠀️⠀Y⠀⌒Ｙ⌒⠀Ｙ⠀️⠀️ヽ
(⠀️⠀️⠀️(三ヽ人⠀⠀/⠀⠀⠀|
|⠀️⠀️⠀️ﾉ⠀¯¯\⠀￣￣ヽノ
ヽ＿＿＿⠀⠀＞､＿_／
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⠀⠀⠀/⠀⠀ﾐ`——彡⠀\ (•ㅅ•) me
An Urgot main
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Hey as an URGOT main I go on to this "skill-capped.com" and what do i find? ABSOLUTELY nothing!! Why is this QT what am I to do with my life?
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imaqtpie
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When will C9 play at Worlds?
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Hi guys, I'm a 12 year old from Uganda. I sold my 6 kids just to be able to afford internet to watch C9 play at worlds. When will they play?
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Riot Games
League of Legends
It was dinner time at the Overwatch GAYmer house
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It was dinner time at the Overwatch GAYmer house. Moonmoon dishes up a steamy plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. Seagull looks up from his plate, the gleam in his eye. "I got the meat right here for you baby" lubing up with marinara sauce Seagull begins to pound his sausage into moonmoons tight lightly buttered dinner roll. The scream of delight, Seagull releases his load, calling an end to yet another successful team dinner
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MOONMOON