I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonaldβs for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonaldβs I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
I used to be a real ad
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Trump and Scooby Doo
twitchquotes:
"Well Shaggy and Scoobs, you caught the Twitch Chat ghost. Where are Fred and Daphne?" Fred and Daphne appear, their clothes ruffled. Fred pulls off the ghost's hood. "Rit's Rrump!" exclaims Scoobie. "Why'd you do it Trump?" asks Velma. "Because I hate Twitch chat and I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
twitch chat
Trump
I hate Twitch Chat
Magic Sex Gun YouTube ad script
Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky?
twitchquotes:
(β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Call on me! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Yes little Dong? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . Κβ Ν‘β’ Να΄₯ Ν‘β’Κ
twitch chat
Kripp
Whoβs Joe? Joe Momma
"Whoβs joe?" a distant voice asks.
Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.
The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.
βJoe Mommaβ¦β the creature whispered.
The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.
"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.