I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonaldβs for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonaldβs I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
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The tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty? I thought not. Itβs not a story the streamer would tell you. Itβs a Salt legend. Darth Kripparian was a Dark Lord of the Salt, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create saltβ¦ He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he couldn't even keep the cards he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be salty.
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We will not go quietly into the night!
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We will not go quietly into the night! 
We will not vanish without a fight! Weβre going to live on! Weβre going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE π₯ _πͺ
We will not vanish without a fight! Weβre going to live on! Weβre going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE π₯ _πͺ
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