I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonaldβs for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonaldβs I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
What happened to this ad? :(
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Tips n Tricks to feeding
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Hey Imaqtpie! I'm gonna be doing some volunteering next week at a Food Bank and was wondering if you could play a fatty Yasuo game to teach me the Tips n Tricks to feeding! Thanks in advance and God bless
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imaqtpie
League of Legends
My family keeps making Amongus references
It seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embaras me. The other day, I overheard my dad (49 M) say that he needed to "complete tasks" while working at homeπ―π€¬ don't worry it gets worse. Then I hear my Mom (42 F) say that the amount of time I spend on my computer is "suspiscios." Ummm ok so (#1) ur too good to say "sus" 
and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? πππ. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up πππ But then the worse partπ every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS π but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention π―π
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The problem is NONE of them even Play Omungus. How do i tell em that being a poser is a cringe Brie Larson unholesome Black History Month anti-chungus move?
and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? πππ. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up πππ But then the worse partπ every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS π but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention π―π
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The problem is NONE of them even Play Omungus. How do i tell em that being a poser is a cringe Brie Larson unholesome Black History Month anti-chungus move?
Among Us / Amogus
Red crew mate
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Among Us / Amogus
In the name of Renly of House Baratheon
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β©ΰΌΌΛ΅β―βΏβ―Λ΅ΰΌ½γ€Β€=[]:::::> In the name of Renly of House Baratheon, First of his name, rightful King of the Andals and the First Men. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. I, Kripp of SoloMid, sentence you to die.<====]-oΒ―\_ΰΌΌβ―βΏβ―βΏΰΌ½οΎ
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Kripp
This guy's vape is CRAZY VapeNation
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βThis guy's vape is CRAZY!β 
βMy vape can't win against a rip like thatβ "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" βHe ripped the only vape that could beat meβ "He ripped the perfect vapes" βThere was nothing I could doβ βI vaped that perfectlyβ
βMy vape can't win against a rip like thatβ "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" βHe ripped the only vape that could beat meβ "He ripped the perfect vapes" βThere was nothing I could doβ βI vaped that perfectlyβ
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Kripp