I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald’s for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald’s I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
What happened to this ad? :(
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Crazy anime girl
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Weebs
Dear Qtpie. This is the Queen of England
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Dear Qtpie. This is the Queen of England. I am revoking your knighthood due to your refusal to play Sion. Furthermore, keeping any gate is henceforth considered an act of high treason. Your insolence stops here foul knave
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League of Legends
A man has fallen into depression in Lego city
A man has fallen into depression in Lego city
Start taking anti-depressants
hey.... (he says lifelessly to his wife and friends)
Climb to the top of the lego city bridge and say your goodbyes
Prepare to die, lower your expectations, and off the bridge
The new suicidal collection from Lego City
Lego City
Dear host EZ 🍷 of digital streams EZ 🍷
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Dear host 
🍷 of digital streams 🍷 gentlemen from chat 🍷 ask you to include male music 🍷 with vocals 🍷 of Gachirian era 🍷
🍷 of digital streams 🍷 gentlemen from chat 🍷 ask you to include male music 🍷 with vocals 🍷 of Gachirian era 🍷
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