[Copypasta] I want to fuck a cheeseburger

Popsicle burglaries

twitchquotes: Local police are baffled by a string of strange popsicle burglaries that have taken place over the past few days. The thief appears to be ignoring cash, jewelry, and other valuables, only taking sugary treats from the residents' freezers. Police have yet to apprehend the burglar, but have several reports of a suspicious lanky figure with poor hygiene seen near the crime scenes muttering about "value." Any further information on the popsicle bandit should be reported immediately.

twitch chat

August 2016

Kripp

Clean All The Things

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September 2021

My pasta is really just not salty enough

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, I just finished writing my most recent copypasta, but it needs something else and I was wondering if you can help. My pasta is really just not salty enough and needs some PJSalt. Pls help me finish my masterpiece.

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

Blizzard changes Fiery War Axe

twitchquotes: The other option we considered for Fiery War Axe was to lower its attack to 2, but that change didn’t feel intuitive enough. Generally, changing the mana cost of a card is less disruptive, because you can always see the mana cost of cards in your hand. LUL

twitch chat

September 2017

Hearthstone

Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc?

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc? I thought not. It's not a story the OWL casters would tell you. It's a tank legend. xQc was a tank main, so powerful and so wise he could use his shield to influence the DPS to do their jobs.. He had such a knowledge of the shields that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The tank mains of the game is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was getting banned for toxicity, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reported him to blizzard in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

twitch chat

May 2019

xQcOW

[Copypasta] I want to fuck a cheeseburger

Popsicle burglaries

Clean All The Things

My pasta is really just not salty enough

Blizzard changes Fiery War Axe

Hearthstone

Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc?

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Overwatch

[Copypasta] I want to fuck a cheeseburger

Popsicle burglaries

Clean All The Things

My pasta is really just not salty enough

Blizzard changes Fiery War Axe

Hearthstone

Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc?

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Overwatch

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