I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald’s for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald’s I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
What happened to this ad? :(
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EXTRA THICC
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乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚
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Type :) if you have crippling depression
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if you have Crippling Depression
if you have Crippling Depression
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MRGLRLRLRLRL
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୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ MRGLRLRLRLRL ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨
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Kripp
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Ok that’s enough, sell your items
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Hello Rookie 📞 KT here 📞 Ok that’s enough, sell your items 📞
Hello Rookie 📞 KT here 📞 Ok that’s enough, sell your items 📞
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League of Legends
Strong cringe feeling overflowing me
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Every time you reach out your hand to your webcam and lower your voice there is a strong cringe feeling overflowing me like a zoo lock overflows the board and there is no way I can handle it
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Kripp