[Copypasta] Arena wins and donger size

twitchquotes: Everyone knows # of arena wins has a direct correlation with the length of a man's p***s. so far reynad's d**k seems to be only 2in Kappa
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad
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More Reynad Copypastas

Jeff / Reynad / Mitch

twitchquotes: As Jeff pushed his Fiery War Axe deeper into Reynad's Golden Coin, Reynad hit end turn. Conceal wore off to reveal it was in fact Mitch Jones's Fiery Bat that was penetrating Reynad's Huge Toad. Reynad gasped, and tried to scurry away, but Mitch Jones held on as he forced his way into his Unstable Portal.
twitch chat
May 2016
Reynad

Hearthstone

Are you Reynad's dad?

twitchquotes: I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
twitch chat
January 2015
Reynad

Reynad creates every deck you play

twitchquotes: Hey I'm Reynad leader of Tempo Storm, and I created every deck you've ever played. Yes even that deck you are picking in Arena right now, yes go ahead and pick that Yeti for your 7th card, I'm making the deck for you as we go along
twitch chat
July 2014
Reynad

Pasta copied, memes are dank. Reynad's streaming! Losing ranks!

twitchquotes: (โœฟ โ—•โ€ฟโ—•) Pasta copied, memes are dank. Reynad's streaming! Losing ranks! (โœฟ โ—•โ€ฟโ—•)
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July 2015
Reynad

UPLOADING VIRUS EXE

twitchquotes: UPLOADING VIRUS EXE โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] 98%
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November 2014
Reynad
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