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Everyone knows # of arena wins has a direct correlation with the length of a man's p***s. so far reynad's d**k seems to be only 2in 
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I used to be a real ad
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You'll be erasing your foes in no time
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Hey Reynad! Nice to see you streaming again. I see you've decided you want to look like a pencil. Good for you man, follow your dreams. You'll be erasing your foes in no time.
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Velen's chosen Prophet Velen
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when you velen's chosen prophet velen he becomes a 9/11, coincidence?
when you velen's chosen prophet velen he becomes a 9/11, coincidence?
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The salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound
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Dear reynard. I was hiking in the Amazon Rainforest the other day when I was bit by a snake. Miles from the nearest city, I thought my life was over as the venom slowly spread across my body. But then I used my 4G to open twitch and the salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound and saved my life. Thanks Reynad!
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Andrew Tides "The Turncloak" Biessnener was caught
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Andrew Tides "The Turncloak" Biessnener was caught today at Dulles Airport trying to fly to Moscow. He was found carrying top secret American Hearthstone decks built by Reynad. He planned on passing them to Russian KGB agent, Kolento Pistolev. As he was arrested Tides shouted, "Death to America!"
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Drunk children live outside
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Hello Reynad my name is Dennis, and I am 12. I drink 3 beers per day because of your stream. Mom said I am going to leave outside like a dog because drunk children live outside. I am sad. please help me.
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