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Eyes wide and with flowery flare
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(◕‿◕✿) Eyes wide and with flowery flare, we love you Reynad you have great hair (◕‿◕✿)
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Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy
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What kind of bees make milk?
Are you ready for my demolisher?
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Reynad moaned softly as Hyp3d pressed up against him. "Are you ready for my demolisher?" quipped Hyp3d. Reynad gave a short gasp "B-But it's too early, you don’t have enough mana!" Hyp3d shyly replies, "I've got a Coin-dom right here."
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I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo
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Hey Reynad, I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo. We regret to inform you that your shipment of child solders may be a bit late this month due to a shipping error. We are very sorry for this inconvenience, and you will receive AIDS, free of charge as our way of saying sorry.
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