[Copypasta] Reynad's peak performance in salt manufacturing

twitchquotes: Hello Reynad I am Terry Davison from the Texas Salt making factory. Our buisness would like to invest in your salt revenues as we have sensed a peak performance. Pls no pepper.
twitch chat
April 2014
Reynad
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People watch reynad just to masturbate

twitchquotes: ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) Reynad does it bother you that out of 15k viewers, its highly likely that some people watch your stream just to masturbate? ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
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May 2014
Reynad

Sniperino

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½_‒︻̷̿┻̿═━一 Sniperino
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad

3% off of everything except my forehead

twitchquotes: Reynad ran crying out of the house. Knowing something was wrong, Frodan ran out after him. "What's wrong?" Frodan asked Reynad. Reynad replied with tears in his eyes, "Everyone was making fun of me." "Why?" Frodan said. Reynad barely eked out the words, "I can use promo code TEMPO to get 3% off of everything, except my forehead."
twitch chat
November 2015
Reynad

Fapping to Reynad

twitchquotes: anyone else fap to reynad?
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad

Emotes cloud

twitchquotes: BuddhaBar α…š KevinTurtle α…šα…š α…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…š α…šα…š α…šα…š α…šα…š TooSpicy α…šα…šα…šα…š α…š WholeWheat α…šα…šα…šα…š α…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…š PogChamp α…šα…š Kappa α…šα…š SriHead α…šα…š α…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…š DansGame α…šα…šα…šα…šα…š cmonBruh α…šα…šα…šα…š α…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…šα…š DatSheffy α…š WutFace
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March 2016
Reynad
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