[Copypasta] Reynad's peak performance in salt manufacturing

twitchquotes: Hello Reynad I am Terry Davison from the Texas Salt making factory. Our buisness would like to invest in your salt revenues as we have sensed a peak performance. Pls no pepper.
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April 2014
Reynad
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Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...

twitchquotes: I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now PJSalt
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July 2015
Reynad

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Hey Reynad, I am from Trump's stream

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, I am from Trump's stream. To make me feel more comfortable could you please turn off your music, shift around uncomfortably, and have prolonged moments of silence? Thankerino
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November 2014
Reynad

Hey Reynad, Melvin Roede de Paard

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January 2015
Reynad

Reynad and Kripp lay sprawled across the bed

twitchquotes: Reynad and Kripp lay sprawled across the bed, every inch of them exhausted from the rigorous topdecking that had just occurred. "Your deck was crazy" Kripp whimpered before remebering that he'd forgotten to pay. He grabbed a few coins from his emergency OJ stash. "Welcome to the five dollar club" he said as Reynad oiled up for the brofist.
twitch chat
April 2015
Reynad

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Ming like a Lee

twitchquotes: Fly like a butterfly (ノ￣ー￣)ノ Sting like a bee (┌ﾟдﾟ)┌ RNG pls bless me ヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ♪ Ming like a Lee ヽ MingLee ノ♪♬
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March 2016
Reynad
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