I think I'm gonna soulfire this Flame Imp right in the p***y. - Reynad 2014
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I have plenty of $5 bills
twitchquotes:Kripp how do we know you're not naked from the waist down? Also if you're not, how much would it cost to make that happen? I have plenty of $5 bills ... Just saying...
Kripp how do we know you're not naked from the waist down? Also if you're not, how much would it cost to make that happen? I have plenty of $5 bills ... Just saying...
How will this affect Rick James?
twitchquotes:Yesterday I walked into the bathroom and my brother was taking a shit. I don't know why he didn't lock the door, but before I could leave he asked me to grab him a roll of toilet paper. As I was handing it to him he jumped up and smacked a hand full of shit across my face...How will this affect Rick James?
Yesterday I walked into the bathroom and my brother was taking a shit. I don't know why he didn't lock the door, but before I could leave he asked me to grab him a roll of toilet paper. As I was handing it to him he jumped up and smacked a hand full of shit across my face...How will this affect Rick James?
I'm still not as salty as you
twitchquotes:Reynad, I went to Isreal the other week. I went to the dead sea and floated on the incredibly salty water. I managed to get some in my mouth, and then came out ate a pretzel, and a hot dog with extra salt. And then ate an entire salt lick. I'm still not a salty as you.
Reynad, I went to Isreal the other week. I went to the dead sea and floated on the incredibly salty water. I managed to get some in my mouth, and then came out ate a pretzel, and a hot dog with extra salt. And then ate an entire salt lick. I'm still not a salty as you. PJSalt
How do you think we will conquer Ukraine
twitchquotes:Hey Reynad I'm a military strategist in Mother Russia, how do you think we will conquer Ukraine
Reynad grunts and sighs after finally managing to finish inside of Hafu after numerous pre-mature ejaculations. He lights a cig while laying in bed. "Was that as good for you as it was for me, Hafu?" Reynad asks. "I'm not Hafu," replies Trump. As reynad recoils in horror, Trump smirks. "It seems you've tucked Frump.