[Copypasta] Female racist

I hate it when people type "xD"

twitchquotes: I hate it when people type "xD" $:\$

twitch chat

September 2019

wake up this is all a dream

twitchquotes: wake up thijs PepeHands

this is all a dream, but we don't have enough money to keep you living through your coma PepeHands

we tried everything, if you don't wake up in a week we'll have to unplug you. PepeHands

we love you PepeHands

twitch chat

June 2019

Thijs

Kripp and G2A

twitchquotes: "I won't do it." says Kripp."You guys are rotten scammers selling stolen keys." The G2A dealer stands in the corner, face obscured by the shadows. "Are you sure?" he says with a toothy grin. Kripp nods. The G2A dealer steps out of the shadow, and Kripp is shocked to see it is none other than Scamaz. "I give the order, and Rania and Pupparian die. I've already taken Cattarian as punishment. Now sign the deal." Kripp sobs as he signs, and hopes his viewers will one day understand his plight.

twitch chat

July 2016

Kripp

There is a bunch of Twitch overlords

twitchquotes: There is a bunch of Twitch overlords who grow batches of streamers from genetically modified eggs. When these eggs hatch and grow, they are given their first computer and start streaming a Dora the Explorer game. As they grow up, the most popular streamers advance and are given more complex games to stream, from CoD to Hearthstone. Each streamer lives in a small cubicle, and there are hundreds upon hundreds of cubicles on the grounds of the Twitch Headquarters. deIlluminati

twitch chat

March 2016

Kripp

Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month

twitchquotes: monkaS

📉 Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...

twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

[Copypasta] Female racist

I hate it when people type "xD"

wake up this is all a dream

Kripp and G2A

There is a bunch of Twitch overlords

Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month

Hearthstone

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