[Copypasta] Female racist

wait, wait, wait....... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL AND A RACIST?!!?! O_o_O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started hating minorities. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.
July 2021
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Hey chat, take it easy please

twitchquotes: Hey chat, take it easy please. Sometimes I see the same message posted twice. Take your time to actually read chat to avoid embarrassing incidents like this. Thank you.
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May 2015
Tempo Storm

Surprised bird

โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„
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January 2017

My daughter is dating a douche-bag (response to /r/cryptocurrency post)

My daughter is dating a douche-bag I don't know where I messed up, I thought I taught her well on what to look for in a man. The guy just showed up at my house and starting rambling on about how DCAing 30 dollars in 4 months into Safemoon helped him understand finance and geopolitics. I told him he was completely oblivious about being in a ponzi, this only unchained a what I believed to be a cocaine induced speech saying that Safemoon was going to be the next Bitcoin and he was going to moon while buying "lambos" for his friends because he was no "Bitch-ass paperhands". I'm a bank executive, so you can only imagine what a nightmare this is for me. Don't know what the point of this post is, is not like my daughter is going to stop dating that idiot anyways. I'm scared about my daughter's future.
September 2021

Cryptocurrency

Fruit towers

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘
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August 2018

Red powder found on Summoner's Rift

twitchquotes: Imaqtpie's games were delayed today after a red powder was found on the rift. After analysis, Rioters determined the red substance, unknown to Imaqtpie, was the remnants of an enemy nexus. Games resumed after Rioters decided Imaqtpie was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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August 2015
imaqtpie

League of Legends

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