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Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police

twitchquotes: DatSheffy

📢 ATTENTION, OCTAVIAN MOROSAN! This is Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police! You have been accused of violating the Supreme Vegan Charter by drafting beast cards in your arena decks and forcing them to fight for you! This is a blatant act of animal exploitation and is punishable by death! Surrender peacefully and we will make it a quick and painless one! This is your only warning!

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December 2017

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Le fedora has arrived

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February 2015

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Can the mods ban us all?

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twitch chat

January 2017

MODS

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Unidan "jackdaw is a crow"

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

October 2021

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twitchquotes: Wow great game!! PogChamp

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March 2017

Kripp

[Copypasta] Give me another burger OpieOP

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EU vs NA

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EU vs NA

Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police

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Le fedora has arrived

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Can the mods ban us all?

MODS

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Unidan "jackdaw is a crow"

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sellout

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[Copypasta] Give me another burger OpieOP

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EU vs NA

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EU vs NA

Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police

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Le fedora has arrived

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Can the mods ban us all?

MODS

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Unidan "jackdaw is a crow"

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sellout

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