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why is this game looks like 1998 fidget spinner simulator ???
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I canβt escape Fortnite
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I canβt escape Fortnite. I was on an airplane half an hour ago and through my headphones I heard some guy ask, βDo you play Fortnite?β. At first I couldnβt process the words, but I understood after he reiterated. βDude, do you play Fortnite?β Then I heard someone respond behind me. βFortnite?β Then another. βYeah, that game.β I couldnβt shut them out before the cabin erupted into a chorus of Fortnite conversations. I felt like I was being suffocated. The man previously sleeping beside me woke up suddenly and contributed with βwhere we droppin' boys?β. The crying kid across the aisle stopped kicking and screaming just to say βTilted Towers!β
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Fortnite
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It's Chad from your freshman English class
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Hey you little gayboy, nice hat. It's Chad from your freshman English class, remember me, dork? I thought I'd pop in after finishing my first 60 reps at the gym - y'know, that place REAL men go to? Anyways, guess you're still playing video games like a sissy cuck - AS USUAL. Thought maybe you'd man up after highschool, but now you're wearing skirts and makeup for a bunch of dweebs online. Have a nice life, dumbass.
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Tanner from High School
Your precious Hearthstone would not EXIST
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Listen up you fucking assholes, your precious Hearthstone would not EXIST if it weren't for MTG, the fucking king of card games. It was the first and the best. Literally everything you love would not be here if Richard Garfield didn't create MTG in 1993. Pokemon, Yugioh, Hearthstone ALL WOULD NOT EXIST. So THINK TWICE next time you call this is a Hearthstone copy...
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Kripp
Hearthstone
What in Davy Jonesβ locker did ye just bark at me?
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What in Davy Jonesβ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? Iβll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Iβve led numerous raids on fishing villages.
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Kripp