I was hungry so i decided to eat some bbq wings and watch some anime. there was about 6 of it and i ate 3 and a half. that was when i started to feel a bit funky on my hand and mouth, and i thought to myself "wow, these bacteria are extra rough today". i used the flashlight on my phone to see what was going on and there was an army of ants covering my hands and i shit you not, i cough once and my mouth is a shotgun that shoots ants as bullets. i was covered in fear and ants and the urge to scream, but the fear of asian parents is stronger. i can only cry silently in a dark and quiet room, all alone, while being violated by ants.
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Kamala Harris loves Fweedom
Senator Kamala Harris started her lifeβs work young. She laughs from her gut, the way you would with family, as she remembers being wheeled through an Oakland, California, civil rights march in a stroller with no straps with her parents and her uncle. At some point, she fell from the stroller (few safety regulations existed for children's equipment back then), and the adults, caught up in the rapture of protest, just kept on marching. By the time they noticed little Kamala was gone and doubled back, she was understandably upset. "My mother tells the story about how Iβm fussing," Harris told the magazine. "And sheβs like, βBaby, what do you want? What do you need?β And I just looked at her and I said, βFweedom.β"
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Jeremy of the Marvel Future Fight Team here!
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Hey everyone, Jeremy of the Marvel Future Fight Team here! 
We are glad to see chat loves the game. You can download it for free for IOS of Andrioid right now and get 500 gems for free! Want to play more? No problem! Just use this 
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We are glad to see chat loves the game. You can download it for free for IOS of Andrioid right now and get 500 gems for free! Want to play more? No problem! Just use this π³ and you may continue!
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I like to raise my Donger I do it all the time γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ and every time its loweredβΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½β I cry and start to whine βΰΌΌ@ΩΝ@ΰΌ½βBut never need to worry ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌ½ my Donger's staying strong γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎA Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! α¦ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½α€
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My son is learning Twitch speak
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Kripp I need advice. My son watches a lot of you, and he doesnβt speak English but is learning from chat. He's starting using terms like "pog","jabaited", and "kappa,β but its gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. At dinner my daughter was talking about how she got accepted to college, and my son said "pog you, easy clap". I told him to talk normally to his family, and he replied "Weird champ, normies omegaLOL." I blacklisted twitch and now my son is hysterical, what to do.
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