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One time I was asked if I was a legs man or a breasts man, I said I was into shaved pussy and anal and now Iโm "banned from KFC" and "a possible sex offender"
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(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Not financial advise
I'm starting to think the people telling me to buy BB at $20 were being serious about not being financial advisors
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Kripp when do you start being a sellout?
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Hello Kripp, Just wondering when you're going to start selling Nvidiaโข Tshirts and Cups?, Or even better, Do you think we can get some HyperXโข ram discounts on G2Aยฎ? While you're at it, I think you should have some giveaways for Subwayยฎ Giftcardsโข?
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sellout
Imagine spamming chat
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Imagine going to an online chat and spamming it with brainless text for no reason.
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Classic
98% of memes aren't even remotely funny
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Did ๐ You ๐ Know? ๐ญ 98% of ๐ฆ memes ๐ธ aren't ๐ซ even ๐ remotely funny, ๐ but ๐ rather 
an ๐น indication of ๐ฆ the ๐ low ๐ intelligence, absence of ๐ฆ empathy, and ๐ devolution of ๐ฆ modern ๐ฅ man. ๐จ
an ๐น indication of ๐ฆ the ๐ low ๐ intelligence, absence of ๐ฆ empathy, and ๐ devolution of ๐ฆ modern ๐ฅ man. ๐จ
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For people that use "XD"
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But the real question is, when this musing entered your mind, did you really make such a face? Was it so funny that your face contorted into a gaping wide-mouthed smile as your eyes aggressively squinted shut? Did you truly "ex dee"? Were you able to see your screen as you typed with your eyes held steadfast as though they were steel vice grips clamping with hundreds of pounds of force?
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