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One time I was asked if I was a legs man or a breasts man, I said I was into shaved pussy and anal and now Iโm "banned from KFC" and "a possible sex offender"
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Jacking Off Emoji
Tyler1 breaks the rules
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Tyler1 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with Draven? Tyler puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Faker breaks records. Bjergsen breaks records. Tyler fking 1 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer to be ALPHA. 
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Kripp's new sub emotes have convinced me he is a sellout
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สแดส แดสษชแดแด, แดสษชs ษชs แดสแด สแดsแด สแดแด'สส สแด สแดแดแด
ษชษดษข าสแดแด แดแด. แดสแดsแด ษดแดแดก แดแดแดแดแดs สแดแด แด แดแดษดแด ษชษดแดแดแด
แดแด แดสแดแด สแดแด'สแด แดแดsแด แดษดแดแดสแดส sแดสสโแดแดแด. ษช แดสแดแดษขสแด สแดแด แดกแดสแด แด
ษชาาแดสแดษดแด แดสแดษด แดสแด สแดsแด. ษช แดสแดแดษขสแด สแดแด sแดสแดแดแดแดแด
าแดส สแดแดส แด ษชแดแดกแดสs... ษช แดสแดแดษขสแด, ษช แดสแดแดษขสแด สแดแด sแดสแดแดแดแดแด
าแดส แดแด. สแดแด แดสแดแด's แดแด แดส, แดสษชแดแด. ษขแดแดแด
สสแด
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Kripp
Ahoy matey, I bring ye much love
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(โโฟXโฟ) Ahoy matey, I bring ye much love. Y'arr be beautiful inside and out, and ye best know that ye matter so much and everythin' ya do plunders my booty in an amazin' way YARHARHAR. (โโฟXโฟ)
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Kripp please lick your knee
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Please for the love of god Kripp just lick your goddam knee. I've been sitting here for 10 hours straight watching that boney *** knee of yours by your big lushous mouth. Please just fulfill this one wish I have and lick that sexy *** knee of yours so I can blow my creamy load all over myself and slowly fall into a deep sleep.
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Kripp