[Copypasta] legs man or a breasts man

twitchquotes: One time I was asked if I was a legs man or a breasts man, I said I was into shaved pussy and anal and now Iā€™m "banned from KFC" and "a possible sex offender"
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November 2019
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Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb?

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None , their to busy ???? Their gender šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
August 2021

Cathie Wood owns 100% of palantir and 110% of Tesla

December 2021. Cathie Wood owns 100% of palantir and 110% of Tesla (Elon Musk invented a more efficient form of security). ARK ETFs are trading at minimum $1,000 a share and investors are signing 10-year pledges just for the privilege. I log on to my Tesla taxi app and order a car. A vintage Roadster pulls up with EDM playing at a tasteful volume. "Where to, King?" asks the anime girl on the console. "You know where", I reply. Palantir knows. We both laugh and the car takes off to Wendys.
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STFU Weebs

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Weebs

Why are we whispering

twitchquotes: ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆ Ź·Ź°Źø įµƒŹ³įµ‰ Ź·įµ‰ Ź·Ź°Ė¢įµ–įµ‰Ź³āæįµ ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆ
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August 2014
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Salt can

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November 2014
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