[Copypasta] you will never be on my intellectual level

twitchquotes: listen until you guys have read fichte, kant, schelling, hegel, goethe, novalis and hamann in the original german, you will never be on my intellectual level, you are plebs who are addicted to reddit and think rick and morty is a deep show, your children will be dysgenic losers and mine will be serious winners and well-educated, they'll probably smack the glasses off your children for fun and then go read homer in the original greek.
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August 2020
I used to be a real ad
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THIS GAME IS AMAZING

twitchquotes: PogChamp THIS GAME IS AMAZING! PogChamp (Five dollars were deposited in your PayPal Account. Please, remove this part of the message before pasting it in the chat, thank you and have a nice day!)
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May 2017

sellout

#GamersRiseUp

twitchquotes: We live in a society... a society of GAMERS. And it's time for us gamers to advance to the Next Levelโฌ†๏ธโซ ๐ŸŽฎ! We will use our skills and abilities that we developed๐Ÿ“and trained๐Ÿ’ช throughout the years of Intense. Competitive. GAMING!!! If you don't like it... TOO BAD ๐Ÿ˜. You used to dunk our heads into the toilet๐Ÿคข๐Ÿšฝ. But now we will dunk you into the afterlife ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™ #GamersRiseUp
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November 2018

Ingrid Newkirk, leader of the largest animal rights group

twitchquotes: Ingrid Newkirk here,leader of the largest animal rights group,PETA.How DARE you soil that innocent dog's ears with the word "weiner" and "Dolly"?That's like excessively cursing at a newborn.The cops should be there soon.Bye.
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November 2014
imaqtpie

Yoshi

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November 2014

Raise ur Blue Cards

twitchquotes: ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ ส€แด€ษชsแด‡ แดœส€ BLUE CARDS ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰
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May 2014
Trick2g
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