[Copypasta] Jack and Jill went up the hill

twitchquotes: Jack and Jill went up the hill๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿž So Jack could lick her candy ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธut Jack got a shock๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ And a mouthful of cock๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† Cause Jillโ€™s real name is R๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธndy ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
twitch chat
March 2020
What happened to this ad? :(
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Hey Kripp, it's me Tom from VeganHub Enterprises

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, it's me Tom from VeganHub Enterprises. I am sorry to say that your "VeganHub account" has expired and will need to be renewed. We suggest you try our "VeganHub Premium account" subscription. You can watch videos in 1080p ,60 fps, costs $12.99 and lasts you a year. You will also get exclusive access to videos such as, "Young Cob gets plowed", and , "Two lettuces, 1 knife". Since you are a loyal customer you will get a 10% discount this time.
twitch chat
August 2017
Kripp

It seems you've tarried Mrump

twitchquotes: Do you take Rania to be your lawfully wedded wife?" asks the priest. Kripp smiles as he slips the ring on her finger. "Yes I do," he says, squinting in the glare of a foggy day. The priest says, "You may kiss the bride." as the crowd cheers. Kripp lifts Rania's veil and recoils in horror. Trump smirks, "It seems you've tarried Mrump."
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

All this mass market pasta is frankly embarrassing

twitchquotes: All this mass market pasta is frankly embarrassing. Sure its easy to go grab a box of ready to cook ocean man emoji or witch mercy, but easy doesn't make it good. It honestly isn't that hard to make your own damn pasta at home, and with whatever quality ingredients you want. Want some ME SPAM? Just put it in there! Can anyone truly say they've participated in chat if they've never made their own pasta? I say no
twitch chat
November 2016

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