[Copypasta] Jack and Jill went up the hill

In Japan, heart surgeon

Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

April 2021

Classic

The Feed Lord is here

twitchquotes: Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana slowly stroked his beard. There was only one thing on his mind. "I have a need..." he smirked. "A need to feed." His hand moved from his beard to his mouse. He locked in kog maw with a grin. "The Feed Lord is here."

twitch chat

August 2015

imaqtpie

League of Legends

HELLO EU? How many games did you win?

twitchquotes: 📞 4Head

HELLO EU? 📞 4Head

How many games did you win today ? 📞 4Head

twitch chat

May 2017

League of Legends

EU vs NA

Thanks Kripp for saving my marriage!

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

twitchquotes: IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ████████████]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... █████████████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫 3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦 10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

twitch chat

August 2020

[Copypasta] Jack and Jill went up the hill

In Japan, heart surgeon

Classic

The Feed Lord is here

League of Legends

HELLO EU? How many games did you win?

League of Legends

EU vs NA

Thanks Kripp for saving my marriage!

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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