[Copypasta] Jack and Jill went up the hill

I pretended to be a girl in csgo

twitchquotes: I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking cock. We're looking to move in together in October.

twitch chat

September 2017

CSGO

Kicking person downstairs

○ く|)へ〉￣￣┗┓ [insert text here] 　　 ┗┓　ヾ○ｼ　　 ┗┓ ヘ/ 　　　 ┗┓ノ　　　　　 ┗┓

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October 2021

Dear Person in the chat, you are beautiful

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) Dear Person in the chat, you are beautiful. Whatever is going on in your life right now, please know that you matter and your story is important. You are loved (◕‿◕✿)

twitch chat

March 2016

Kripp

UPLOADING VIRUS EXE

twitchquotes: UPLOADING VIRUS EXE ████████████████] 98%

twitch chat

November 2014

Reynad

Red powder found on Summoner's Rift

twitchquotes: Imaqtpie's games were delayed today after a red powder was found on the rift. After analysis, Rioters determined the red substance, unknown to Imaqtpie, was the remnants of an enemy nexus. Games resumed after Rioters decided Imaqtpie was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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August 2015

imaqtpie

[Copypasta] Jack and Jill went up the hill

I pretended to be a girl in csgo

CSGO

Kicking person downstairs

Dear Person in the chat, you are beautiful

UPLOADING VIRUS EXE

Red powder found on Summoner's Rift

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