[Copypasta] Jack and Jill went up the hill

twitchquotes: Jack and Jill went up the hillπŸ—»πŸž So Jack could lick her candy 🍭🍬 πŸ…±οΈut Jack got a shockπŸ˜³πŸ™ŒπŸ’― And a mouthful of cockπŸ‘„πŸ’¦πŸ† Cause Jill’s real name is RπŸ…°οΈndy 😈
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March 2020
I used to be a real ad
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Unbench the kench

twitchquotes: UNROLL THE TADPOLE OSFrog UNCLOG THE FROG OSFrog UNLOAD THE TOAD OSFrog UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT OSFrog UNSTICK THE LICK OSFrog UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN OSFrog UNMUTE THE NEWT OSFrog UNBENCH THE KENCH OSFrog PERMIT THE KERMIT OSFrog DEFOG THE POLLIWOG OSFrog
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September 2015
imaqtpie

Classic

League of Legends

BionicBunion

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November 2014
patashu

A review for the videogame "Among Us"

This game has ruined my fucking life. I'm going to end it and take you all with me because I can't bear to look at anything anymore. Any shape I see is distorted into amogus, any time I hear the word suspicious, sus, task, vent, report, ANYTHING, human pattern recognition turns it into amogus. I close my eyes and i see amogus, i see jerma985 grinning as the gates of my soul are opened by amogus and I can feel the festering sclunge of words and shapes pour in, filling all that I am with the ringing noise of amogus
April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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December 2017

Net Neutrality

Another response to "who asked?"

I am so tired of you always saying who asked. What if no one asked? Can I not speak up and say something when no one has asked? If everyone did this then no one would ever speak. I think I'm allowed to say what I want. Even if no one asked.
November 2021

Who Asked?

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