[Copypasta] Jack and Jill went up the hill

twitchquotes: Jack and Jill went up the hillπŸ—»πŸž So Jack could lick her candy 🍭🍬 πŸ…±οΈut Jack got a shockπŸ˜³πŸ™ŒπŸ’― And a mouthful of cockπŸ‘„πŸ’¦πŸ† Cause Jill’s real name is RπŸ…°οΈndy 😈
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March 2020
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Non golden chillwind yeti is unacceptable

twitchquotes: Reynad my lad, I'm quite saddened to see how drab your hearthstone play has become. Is that a NON GOLDEN CHILLWIND YETI FOR CRYING OUT LOUD? God save your barbarian soul, you filthy peasant... I was raised in an age where CLASS was valued. Im going to kaceytrons stream where i know ill find real quality
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March 2014
Reynad

Response to the Vaporeon copypasta (Vaporeons are dangerous)

Hey guys did you know that in terms of water Pokemon inland, Vaporeon would be very capable of hunting grown humans? Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves. Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In addition, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill. But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.
March 2022

Pokemon

Dear Twitch Partners, Our community members are always our priority

twitchquotes: Dear πŸ‘‹ Twitch Partners 🀝 , Our πŸ‘‰ community members πŸ‘ͺ are always β˜‘οΈ our priority πŸ›‘. We received πŸ“₯ some reports ❗ describing ⌨️ the discomfort ☹️ some of our members πŸ—£οΈ felt after a Twitch Rivals 🀼 participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," 😢 both emotes are often ⏲️ used in toxic πŸ’€ contexts. Please πŸ™ refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead πŸ‘. Best regards πŸ‘‹, Twitch Team πŸ’Œ
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November 2021

YAYO was first found in America in the year 1070

twitchquotes: Did You Know? YAYO was first found in America in the year 1070. The native Dongers sang it to please their God. One day they didn't sing YAYO, a NACHO TORPEDO destroyed their whole culture. Ripperino Dongerino, all you knew was YAYO..
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November 2014
imaqtpie

Nice hack QVC!

twitchquotes: Nice hack QVC! We all know you are hacking there is no way you would be able to guess all this! Thanks for everything im unfollowing. I hope you mommy never bakes you cookies again. 5up 4 life! HAHA ZOOMERS MALDING!
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November 2020
xQcOW

Among Us / Amogus

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