[Copypasta] Someone just posted that same paragraph...

twitchquotes: This is going to sound crazy, but someone posted that same paragraph just a minute ago. Here in this chat even. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially in the same small website. Wow.
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November 2018

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Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

twitchquotes: ( Ν Β° ΝŸΚ– Ν‘Β°) OVERCONFIDENCE IS A SLOW AND INSIDIOUS KILLER ( Ν Β° ΝŸΚ– Ν‘Β°)
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It's funny seeing the minds in chat

twitchquotes: It's funny seeing the "minds" in chat entertained by a virtual children’s card game. 🀣 Whenever you idiots β€œPog Champ,” I am reading the works of Plato, etc. Guess who will get a better job in 5 years?
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Now playing Who Asked (Feat: Nobody)

twitchquotes: now α΄˜ΚŸα΄€ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────βšͺ────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:πŸ»πŸΌβ €β”€β”€β”€β—‹ πŸ”Š
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bbz will u luv me 4evr

gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.." ... da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx
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Kripp can't beat anyone

twitchquotes: My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan
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