[Copypasta] Jeff Bezos vs Elon Musk

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March 2015

CTRL WTF for Fancy WTF

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HOLD CTRL AND TYPE "WTF" FOR ℱ𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓦𝓣ℱ PogChamp

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April 2016

A severe lack of cute emotes in chat

twitchquotes: Konichiwa Kripp-kun AYAYA

. This is your kawaii kouhai Aya-chan, calling in from Nihon. I have noticed a severe lack of cute emotes in chat tonight, and instead all I see are baka dansgame and baka nammers. This is not very sugoi, and I would appreciate it if your chat showed more respect for Japanese culture by typing kawaii emotes like AYAYA

and AstolfoSmile . Arigato gozaimasu <3

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February 2019

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Among Us is ruining my fucking life

I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore. Please fucking end my suffering.

August 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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Giving due respect to the chat moderators

twitchquotes: Hey mods I just wanted to congratulate you all and give proper respect for keeping our chats safe from the evils of Twitch, the spammers, and sexual predators. Without you and your methods, which have no affiliation to the leading German political party within the time frame of World War 2, we would not be able to enjoy a fun, clean environment in which we can enrich ourselves with game knowledge and truly become one as a great family for the greater good of internet chatrooms. Again, I would like to say you have done a wonderful job and hope to see you all keep up the great work.

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December 2014

[Copypasta] Jeff Bezos vs Elon Musk

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A severe lack of cute emotes in chat

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Among Us is ruining my fucking life

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[Copypasta] Jeff Bezos vs Elon Musk

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A severe lack of cute emotes in chat

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Among Us is ruining my fucking life

Among Us / Amogus

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Giving due respect to the chat moderators

MODS

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