[Copypasta] At least you lasted longer than NA at worlds

twitchquotes: Eeeyoo I had the most amazing sex with this girl last night. It was so good I came in 15 seconds and as I turned to look at her out of embarrassment, she put her lips to my ear and whispered "at least you lasted longer than NA at worlds" 4Head
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October 2015

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League of Legends

EU vs NA

(▀ĖŋÄšĖ¯â”œâ”Ŧ┴â”Ŧ┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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FLIP THAT TABLE

(â•¯Â°â–ĄÂ°)╯ī¸ĩ â”ģ━â”ģ FLIP THAT TABLE. â”ģ━â”ģ ī¸ĩ ãƒŊ(°□°ãƒŊ) FLIP THIS TABLE. â”ģ━â”ģ ī¸ĩ īŧŧ\('0')/īŧ ī¸ĩ â”ģ━â”ģ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ā˛ _ā˛  Son... ā˛ _ā˛  Put. ā˛ __ā˛  The tables. ā˛ ___ā˛  Back. (╮°-°)╮â”ŗ━â”ŗ (â•¯Â°â–ĄÂ°)╯ī¸ĩ â”ģ━â”ģ NEVER!!!!
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You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!

twitchquotes: ———————————————————————— imGlitch You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!————————————————————————
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Learning how to throw like a pro

twitchquotes: Hey Imaqtpie! Thanks for the quality stream. I'm watching with my son and you have become his mentor. He is going into baseball so he's learning how to throw like a pro from you! Thanks again!
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imaqtpie

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Auto-Pay feature

twitchquotes: Hello Octavian Kripparrian, Marvel Future Fight devs here. We have noticed you have used our "Auto-Play" functionality extensively today, with much better results than when you played the game yourself. Because of this success, we are happy to announce another brand-new feature: "Auto-Pay". We have seen you spend a large amount of time inefficiently upgrading your character, and this time is better spent Auto-Playing. Please click the "Auto-Pay" button, and let your Credit Card do the work!
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June 2017
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sellout

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Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth

twitchquotes: High in orbit, the Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth. They prepare to enslave the world and mine it for all its salt, but the scanners detect an abnormally high concentration inside a tiny shack in Greece. The invasion won't be necessary. "Lock onto him with the RNG disruptor," says the captain, greedily. "Soon we shall have all the salt we need."
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Kripp

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salty

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