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twitchquotes: Wow guys, enabling bttv gif emotes was by far the worst decision of my life. Is spamming chat with these annoying gachiBASS

emotes really the only thing that kids these days do? Am I just out of touch, or is this what chat has devolved to these days? What ever happened to innovative and original copy pastas?

twitch chat

January 2018

Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed

twitchquotes: Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed where a breathless Hafu is waiting. She takes hold of his hand and whispers, "It's ok, I broke up with Jake." He squeezes her hand, let's go, squeezes again, "You're the best female arena player...," Kripp says dejectedly, "But I made a vow to Rania to never love another woman." Hafu runs her hands lovingly down his cheek, "You're not cheating," she whispers, "I'm really Amaz."

twitch chat

September 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

It was dinner time at the Overwatch GAYmer house

twitchquotes: It was dinner time at the Overwatch GAYmer house. Moonmoon dishes up a steamy plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. Seagull looks up from his plate, the gleam in his eye. "I got the meat right here for you baby" lubing up with marinara sauce Seagull begins to pound his sausage into moonmoons tight lightly buttered dinner roll. The scream of delight, Seagull releases his load, calling an end to yet another successful team dinner

twitch chat

August 2017

MOONMOON

KappaPride

Overwatch

Jeff Bezos could give every person 1 BILLION dollars

Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. The population of earth is 7 billion people. He could give every person 1 BILLION dollars and end poverty, and he would still have 114 billion dollars left over but he wond do it. This is what capitalist greed looks like!

October 2020

Old WeirdChamp

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ascii art

November 2021

Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno hates Jame

Its a me, receptionist Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno. I like to read my book in silence but mamma mia, i can not! There is man storming into quiet library every 10 minute with gun he say "He need his AWP next round" so he "is saving". Tell him, I will call police next time!!!!

May 2022

CSGO

The year is 2035, you buy g fuel with doge coin

The year is 2035, you enter your local 7/11 to buy yourself a g fuel before your shift in the local crypto mine. The android working the counter says they only accept doge coin. You pull out your phone, draw a stick man in less than five seconds on a yellow back ground and then sell it as an NFT. From the sell you make 6 doge coin, about 5 million dollars in old world money. You go to buy the drink only to find out that from the time you closed your phone to the time you talked to the cashier the coins had dropped in value to only 3 dollars per coin and you now owe at least 10 doge coin to the robot for the gamer fuel. You leave the store, frustrated, and drive off in your Tesla

December 2021

Cryptocurrency

I’m addicted to plants versus zombies rule 34

One rainy night my parents were out and as a horny 13 yr old I was horny as shit. Jokingly I searched “plants vs zombies rule 34. And what I found was fucking amazing it’s eye candy. I want the pea shooter to sit on my dick. Day by day searching the web for some plants verses zombies hentai. It got so bad that I broke up with my gf because I like pvs hentai more than her. My favorite is pea shooter her drawings are gold, her big juicy mommy milkers are drawn with quality.

August 2021

NSFW

Team Rocket Prepare For Trouble in Japanese

twitchquotes: 尸尺乇尸卂尺乇下口尺丅尺口凵乃乚乇! 卂𠘨刀从卂长乇工丅刀口凵乃乚乇! 丅口尸尺口丅乇匚丅丅卄乇山口尺乚刀下尺口从刀乇リ卂丂丅卂丅工口𠘨! 丅口凵𠘨工丅乇卂乚乚尸乇口尸乚乇丂山工丅卄工𠘨口凵尺𠘨卂丅工口𠘨! 丅口刀乇𠘨口凵𠘨匚乇丅卄乇乇リ工乚丂口下丅尺凵丅卄卂𠘨刀乚口リ乇! 丅口乇乂丅乇𠘨刀口凵尺尺乇卂匚卄丅口丅卄乇丂丅卂尺丂卂乃口リ乇! 丁乇丂丂工乇! 丁卂从乇丂! 丅乇卂从尺口匚长乇丅乃乚卂丂丅丂口下下卂丅丅卄乇丂尸乇乇刀口下乚工厶卄丅! 丂凵尺尺乇𠘨刀乇尺𠘨口山, 口尺尸尺乇尸卂尺乇丅口下工厶卄丅! 从乇口山丅卄! 丅卄卂丅'丂尺工厶卄丅!

twitch chat

August 2018

Pokemon Marathon 2018

Sniper Guild recruiter here

twitchquotes: Sniper Guild recruiter here TheIlluminati

. Our mighty organization of hundreds of Sniparrians is in need of new initiates who can infiltrate the Kripparrians stream. A minimum experience of two snipes is required. Do not worry about time delays or snitches, our buddy Drivezy has you covered. We hope you will consider joining us in our quest to defeat Kripparrian

twitch chat

July 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

wow this chat is so immature

twitchquotes: wow this chat is so immature, i can't even imagine how you are able to live in real life. Spamming nonsense 24/7. real viewers trying to learn from the game can't focus on the players and their decisions. please stop

twitch chat

June 2019

I hate Twitch Chat

Apple announces an EV program

Oh boy I can't wait until 2024 when I can wake up to my Apple Homepod Siri alarm and check my Apple Watch for notifications and take a shower in my Apple Big Douche then put my makeup on before work in my Apple Mirror then take my Apple Car to my job at Apple Phone Plant #584 so I can work on my Mac Pro workstation designing the latest Apple Product the iShit smart toilet that syncs with your iAsshole to sense when you have a massive log brewing in my large intestine and sends me a notification to my apple colonoscopy bag. Russian hackers will know what I had for dinner.

December 2020

WallStreetBets

me preds egg rolls

twitchquotes: last week i was out really late walking through a dark alley and out of nowhere i hear "me preds" then a small asian boy wearing a kakashi cosplay came out of nowhere screaming "me preds" over and over telling me to sell my kogmaws and reksais. The same guy got me again today but this time he was saying something about egg rolls .

twitch chat

December 2019

Teamfight Tactics

Gold Cards should have a slight buff

twitchquotes: I feel like Gold Cards should have a slight buff, like +1 attack or -1 mana or something... not that big of a change, just so it’d make Gold Cards worth it..

twitch chat

September 2018

Hearthstone

FACEBOOK OUTDAITED

twitchquotes: Jebaited

FACEBOOK OUTDATED Jebaited

PRIVACY OVERRATED Jebaited

LONG HAVE WE AWAITED Jebaited

NSA ACTIVATED Jebaited

twitch chat

June 2018

HEY ADVERTISERS YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON

twitchquotes: Jebaited

HEY ADVERTISERS Jebaited

YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON Jebaited

NEED PROOF? Jebaited

I'LL POST THIS ON MY OTHER ACCOUNTS Jebaited

twitch chat

September 2018

I found one doc that values a ring

twitchquotes: Hey Bryon, I went to the doctors today for a checkup and we ended up talking about Shadow of War. Turns out he played it before and hes a big fan of the lord of the ring serious in general. I guess the point is I found one doc that values a ring.

twitch chat

June 2019

Reckful

My Kappa is broken

twitchquotes: My Κappa is broken WutFace

My Κappa is broken WutFace

twitch chat

June 2017

Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month

twitchquotes: monkaS

📉 Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...

twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

Eminem is great but...

twitchquotes: Eminem is great but I listen to 3Pac, M&Ms, 3 Chainz, Big Wayne, Small Sean, 60 Cent, Snoop Catt, Mr. Dre, Ice Cubed, Old Jeezy, Jay-Y, Soulja Girl, Jizz Khalifa, Anna Kendrick Lamar, Hard-E, Andre 2999, Big B, Weak Mill, Semi-Automatic Kelly, Adult Cudi, Wu-Tang Tag Team, KRS-Two, and Kanye East instead.

twitch chat

January 2015

Forsen

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What ever happened to innovative and original copy pastas?

Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed

Hearthstone

It was dinner time at the Overwatch GAYmer house

KappaPride

Overwatch

Jeff Bezos could give every person 1 BILLION dollars

Old WeirdChamp

Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno hates Jame

CSGO

The year is 2035, you buy g fuel with doge coin

Cryptocurrency

I’m addicted to plants versus zombies rule 34

NSFW

Team Rocket Prepare For Trouble in Japanese

Pokemon Marathon 2018

Sniper Guild recruiter here

Hearthstone

wow this chat is so immature

I hate Twitch Chat

Apple announces an EV program

WallStreetBets

me preds egg rolls

Teamfight Tactics

Gold Cards should have a slight buff

Hearthstone

FACEBOOK OUTDAITED

HEY ADVERTISERS YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON

I found one doc that values a ring

My Kappa is broken

Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month

Hearthstone

Eminem is great but...

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