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PADORUPADORU Hashire sori yo PADORUPADORU Kaze no you nii PADORUPADORU Tsukimihara wo PADORUPADORU Padoru padoruuu! PADORUPADORU
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Having to call a judge βyour honorβ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
βYour Honorβ. I mean gimmie a fuckinβ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iβve seriously seen courtrooms where theyβll say βSirβ and the judge will be like βItβs βYour Honorβ young man!!β
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use βSirβ like everybody else.
Itβs some LARPING Iβd expect kids to do. βOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!β
Shut up.
EDIT: Iβm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yβall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying βitβs just a title, like Doctor!β. Judges have a title like βDoctorβ, itβs called βJudgeβ - Doctors donβt expect us to call them βThy Healerβ or some crap like that.
mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun
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Hi guys, please be careful - if you keep writing the same message, mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun last year at World's. This is your last warning. I am a Twitch moderator.
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Positive "Give me a second guys" copypasta
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βGive me a second, guys,β Kripp says. βGotta hit up the bathroomβ He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately springs up from his chair and shouts "I LOVE THIS GAME!" before giving Dex a swift pat on the head. As Dex yips loudly in delight, Kripp runs over to give Rania a kiss on the cheek. Rania then tries to take out the trash, but Kripp swiftly grabs the bag from her and does it for her. Elated, Kripp wipes the sweat off his forehead, sits back down, and resumes his stream.
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Hello this is Dan from the next room over
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Hello this is Dan from the next room over. Can you be quiet for 2 minutes it's almost 2am and I can still hear you. I have had a hard day doing REAL work for 13 hours and all I want is a bit of peace and quiet. LOL just kidding it's Tanner from highschool again, enjoy playing your kids games while I'm hanging out with Becca. We're watching re-runs of that time you lost that video game tournament. Peace out!
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Tanner from High School
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