[Copypasta] Nairo Quesadilla stop bullying kids

This ELO IS UNFAIR

twitchquotes: SwiftRage

THIS ELO IS UNFAIR! SwiftRage

TIMTHEFATMAN IS IN THERE! SwiftRage

LOSING EVERY GAME SESSION! SwiftRage

GIVING HIS TEAM DEPRESSION! SwiftRage

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December 2016

TimTheTatman

Overwatch

what do you say when you come? murk durgle

About 5 years ago I was making a character on an RPG and my ex girlfriend was sitting next to me talking to me and asking me questions about my game. I had a dwarf and dreamed up the name Murk Durgle. My ex hated that name and said it felt gross, like the word moist. I shrugged it off. We went about our day and after putting the kids to bed we started having sex. She tells me she's about to come and I bellow out "MUUUURRRKKKK DUUUURGLE" and she punches me in the chest and yelled at me "what the fuck dude?! You fucking murk durgled me?! Give me my vibrator and get the fuck out" Then I sat out in the kitchen laughing for a few minutes

January 2022

Just seen Biden in a hotel

twitchquotes: Just seen Biden in a hotel and I asked how he was feeling about the election. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and spat in my mouth while whispering “count every vote” over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will.

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November 2020

2020 US Election

EXTRA THICC

twitchquotes: 乇乂ㄒ尺卂ㄒ卄丨匚匚

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June 2017

Le fedora has arrived

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February 2015

[Copypasta] Nairo Quesadilla stop bullying kids

This ELO IS UNFAIR

Overwatch

what do you say when you come? murk durgle

Just seen Biden in a hotel

2020 US Election

EXTRA THICC

Le fedora has arrived

Classic

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