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[Copypasta]The POLICE Just Stopped ME
twitchquotes:The POLICE Just Stopped ME Came Up To My Window An Said "PAPERS"? So I Said "SCISSORS" I WON & Drove OFF The guy Must Want A REMATCH Cuz He Been CHASING Me For The Past 10 MINUTES ๐ณ๐ฉ
The POLICE Just Stopped ME Came Up To My Window An Said "PAPERS"? So I Said "SCISSORS" I WON & Drove OFF The guy Must Want A REMATCH Cuz He Been CHASING Me For The Past 10 MINUTES ๐ณ๐ฉ
My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom
My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep.
I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed.
What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep.
I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed.
What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
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I sexually Identify as an the sun
twitchquotes:I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and Iโm fucking retarded but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 ยฐC. From now on I want you guys to call me โSolโ and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you canโt accept me youโre a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and Iโm fucking retarded but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 ยฐC. From now on I want you guys to call me โSolโ and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you canโt accept me youโre a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.