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The POLICE Just Stopped ME Came Up To My Window An Said "PAPERS"? So I Said "SCISSORS" I WON & Drove OFF The guy Must Want A REMATCH Cuz He Been CHASING Me For The Past 10 MINUTES π³π©
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I fucking hate the word poggers
I fucking hate the word poggers. It's not funny, it's not quirky, it's stupid. It's just an Asian man going gasp!. It is not funny and I do not enjoy looking at it. Whenever someone says poggers out loud I'm just like "I get it you use fucking twitch.
John Xina needs your credit card info
π¨π¨CALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERSπ¨π¨ JOHN XINA π¨π³π¦LOST HIS SOCIAL CREDIT π€― π€AND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO GET IT BACK πππ¨π³ ALL HE NEEDS IS THE 1οΈβ£2οΈβ£ DIGITS ON YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT CARD π³ ALONG WITH THE EXPIRATION DATE π
AND THOSE 3οΈβ£ WACKY DIGITS ON THE BACK π¨π³π¨π³π¨π³π¦
Hey, Forsen Vladimir Putin here
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Hey,Forsen Vladimir Putin here. Just wanted to say that you are the best Russian streamer. Motherland proud of you,boy! You are drinking very nice aswell. Just call me and no riots
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Kripp discovered one weird trick to look twice his age
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Kripp is the remarkable twenty year old that discovered one weird trick to look twice his age. It's called being VEGAN and it limits your bodyβs nutritional intake and makes you look and feel TWICE AS OLD. Why would anyone want to be vegan you may ask, well all vegans hate animals so they eat all the animals food so that they starve to death.
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I hate spam, its so overrated
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I hate spam, its so overrated. Thank you mods for keeping our chat experience so pristine and enjoyable! 
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