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The POLICE Just Stopped ME Came Up To My Window An Said "PAPERS"? So I Said "SCISSORS" I WON & Drove OFF The guy Must Want A REMATCH Cuz He Been CHASING Me For The Past 10 MINUTES π³π©
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded
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i swear, if I hear one more time that you cant counter Viper postplant.
HOLD THE LINE
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HOLD THE LINE EVERYONE π₯ 
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We are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin
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Hello Michael, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..
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