[Copypasta] The POLICE Just Stopped ME

twitchquotes: The POLICE Just Stopped ME Came Up To My Window An Said "PAPERS"? So I Said "SCISSORS" I WON & Drove OFF The guy Must Want A REMATCH Cuz He Been CHASING Me For The Past 10 MINUTES 😳😩
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twitchquotes: ʰᡉˑᡖ ᡐᡉ αΆœΚ°α΅ƒα΅— α΄΅ ʰᡃᡛᡉ ᡃ ʳᡉᡃˑˑʸ ˒ᡐᡃˑˑ α΅α΅‰ΚΈα΅‡α΅’α΅ƒΚ³α΅ˆ α΅ƒβΏα΅ˆ α΄΅'ᡐ Λ’α΅—α΅˜αΆœα΅ ᡗʸᡖᢦⁿᡍ ˑᢦᡏᡉ α΅—Κ°αΆ¦Λ’
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Leaf Of Legend

twitchquotes: Hello mr michael "ImAPie" santana i am writing to tell you how removing adblock make me better at "Leaf Of Legend". i remove adblock and see add for "Skillcap". Skillcap help me become bestest LoL player in Somalia - Bronze 4. Worth sell wife.
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RNGesus who art in Hearthstone

twitchquotes: RNGesus who art in Hearthstone, Random be thy game. Thy random come, Thy turn be done, on Azeroth as it is in Hearthstone. Give us this day our daily quest, and forgive us our misplays, as we forgive those who queue as hunter and lead us not into fatigue but deliver us from zero. For thine is the random, and the mulligan, and the topdeck, always yet never, Ameno.ο»Ώ
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Wealthy businessman from the land of Kantito

twitchquotes: Hello my name is Redito I am wealthy businessman from the land of Kantito. I come to watch the tipp stream becaus i want 2ba master. I must ba master of all pokemonarino or my boss "giovanito" will fired me from my businessman job and the helixito will be sad. plz no caparino fettuccine alfredini jigglypuforoni
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