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The POLICE Just Stopped ME Came Up To My Window An Said "PAPERS"? So I Said "SCISSORS" I WON & Drove OFF The guy Must Want A REMATCH Cuz He Been CHASING Me For The Past 10 MINUTES ๐ณ๐ฉ
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Just seen Biden in a hotel
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Just seen Biden in a hotel and I asked how he was feeling about the election. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and spat in my mouth while whispering โcount every voteโ over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will.
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2020 US Election
SPAM HORSE TO HELP SEBASTIAN FORS
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๐ SPAM ๐ THIS ๐ HORSE ๐ TO ๐ HELP ๐ SEBASTIAN ๐ FORS
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Bible Passages
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Hey Imaqtpie, don't get my wrong buddy I love all of these funny meme games during queue but I have a new idea. I would love us all to read some bible passages during queue times! Thanks and god bless!
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My husband of 5 years bought me Reddit Gold for my anniversary
My 5-Year anniversary with my husband was last week. The traditional gift for 5 years is silverware. I wanted a new set and told my husband which he could get me as a gift. I knew he wanted an Apple Watch and bought that as my gift to him.
On the day of our anniversary, I logged onto Reddit to find dozens of my posts and comments guilded. I found it odd as I donโt post terribly often and the guilded comments were old. Itโs also the first time Iโve received Reddit gold.
When the time came to exchange gifts, he gleefully opened his Apple Watch and begin setting it up. I figured Iโm all the excitement he forgot to give me my gift so I gently prodded him. He told me to check Reddit.
Ladies and Gentlemen, my husband GUILDED me 24 times as an anniversary gift. Heโs a bit of a jokester, so I figured my real gift was coming.
But Reddit, itโs been a week. Do I say something? Buy the silverware myself? Some combination of the two? I feel if I donโt say something then the cycle will repeat itself.
Hello Kripp, Sandown's mother here, Sandup
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Hello Kripp, Sandown's mother here, Sandup. I don't appreciate the excessive amount of brofisting you've been doing to my son's rectum. When he sleeps at night all he can dream about is you welcoming him to the "5 dolla club" as you tear his anus apart and cause it to profusely bleed with your fist and it's all your fault that he's so butthurt!
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