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The POLICE Just Stopped ME Came Up To My Window An Said "PAPERS"? So I Said "SCISSORS" I WON & Drove OFF The guy Must Want A REMATCH Cuz He Been CHASING Me For The Past 10 MINUTES ๐ณ๐ฉ
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I sexually identify as a single Pringle
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I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the fuck, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty.
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I hate you
Mark, let me tell you something. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write.
An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.
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heyyy ๐ Marthin Luther QUEENS ๐ฏโโ๏ธ i have a dream ๐ด ๐ that you will be dicked ๐ down โฌ๏ธ tonight like DADDY ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆณ Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted ๐โ๐ฟ so MARCH ๐ถโโ๏ธ on down โฌ๏ธ to his washington monument ๐บ๐ธ and have a SIT IN ๐งโโ๏ธ on that DICK ๐๐ Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK ๐ฝ like a TRUE PATRIOT ๐ฝ segregate those cheeks ๐ tonight it doesnโt matter ๐
โโ๏ธ if his fountain ๐๐ฆ is BLACK or WHITE ๐ค we are all CUMRADES ๐ฆ๐ฆ in the fight against discrimination ๐ SOAK those PANTIFA ๐ฉฒ our TWERK is not over โผ๏ธ SEND this ๐ค to โ๏ธ every WOKE HOE ๐คฏ you know ๐ Get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ BACK to END racism โ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL ๐๐ HARMONY โฎ๏ธ
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TempoStorm = Illuminati
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Those 2 names share 4 letters. Half way between 2 and 4 is 3. Hyp3d also has a 3 in his name. A triangle has 3 sides. Illuminati is a triangle. TempoStorm = Illuminati CONFIRMED MATH CANT BE WRONG GUYS
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