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Called my overweight female friend a heckin chonker today and now she wonât talk to me
My female friend was crying about how fat she was and I was trying to comfort her by telling her that she didnât look that fat but she kept accusing me of lying to make her feel bad so I thought that saying âmaybe your just a heckin chonkerâ would cheer her up and lighten the mood but she just looked at me and left. I hope she realised that I was only being nice and that she is being irrational.
Do NOT meet Robert Downey Jr. in real life!
I met him in real life and told him how much of a fan I was. He kept on saying rude things to me such as "Who are you", "How did you get in my house" and "I'm calling the police." Celebrities, PLEASE respect your fans!
I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT
Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. Whatâs even the joke???? âHahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend itâs goodâ???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, âhehe itâs morbin timeâ ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You knowâŚ. I never would have seen the movie without all of these âmemesâ(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your âMORBIUSâ your âmighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHITâ NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? âMorb morb morb morbâ youâre like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does âmorbinâ even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get âmorbâ bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame.This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES âgETtiNg MoRBedâ EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying âmorbâ LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isnât funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know Iâm just going to get FLOODED WITH âget morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a manâ HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH
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Seoul Dynasty is just winning because...
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Seoul Dynasty is just winning because they go up against easy teams. Itâs boosting their win ratio. They should go up against better teams to really show how good they are. Iâm not calling them bad. I just want to clarify why they seem so good, even though theyâre not.
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