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Ninja literally made gaming mainstream
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Ninja literally made gaming mainstream. Before him people looked down on gaming like it was only for nerds or whatever. He made it okay for everyone to play video games without beings called a virgin or nerd.
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I, a god-level CoD player, could join the military
Ok. Listen up bud. You鈥檙e a kid, and you鈥檙e getting cocky. You snuck in a few good quick scopes and got a few points ahead of me, but you have no chance. I am a Call of Duty god. I would be killing terrorists in Iraq if it weren鈥檛 for the fact that I would punch the drill sergeant in the face if he even looked at me funny. So don鈥檛 get cocky, bud. Or just like my kill/death ratio, you鈥檙e going down, kid. As soon as I finish the campaign I鈥檓 tracking your IP, hunting you down and beating the crap out of you. You鈥檝e been warned.
SHOVE A HAMSTER
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銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 SHOVE A HAMSTER IN MY ASS 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
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Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon
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Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon. "Never lucky", he says. "I wouldn't say that", says a voice to his side. Reynad rolls over and to his surprise, it's a hot grill. "Wow! How did I manage this?", he asks. "You are very persuasive", purrs the grill. "What's your name?" Reynad asks. "Chat calls me Scamaz", Scamaz laughs as he pulls off his wig.
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A hole in my son's body pillow
My son is 13, recently I've bought him a body pillow of a cartoon he liked and I've noticed he made a hole in it, does this mean he doesn't like the pillow? Should I buy him a new one?