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the unluckiest human ever
twitchquotes:BREAKING NEWS - scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's chess game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but I just keep lowrolling and going eif!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.
BREAKING NEWS - scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's chess game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but I just keep lowrolling and going eif!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.
ONLY A TRUE VIEWBOT CAN WEAR THE ANTENNA
twitchquotes:ONLY A TRUE VIEWBOT CAN WEAR THE ANTENNA
ONLY TheTick A TRUE VIEWBOT CAN WEAR THE ANTENNA MrDestructoid
Young pistachio becomes grand old cashew
twitchquotes:Let me tell you a story. I was once a young pistachio like you. But then I saw the light. I saw the kripp and let the kripp into my life. Now I am a grand old cashew with a pepperoni plantation to boot. Don't make the mistake I once did and deny the kripp. Kripp is love. Kripp is life. Praise the Kripp. Amen.
Let me tell you a story. I was once a young pistachio like you. But then I saw the light. I saw the kripp and let the kripp into my life. Now I am a grand old cashew with a pepperoni plantation to boot. Don't make the mistake I once did and deny the kripp. Kripp is love. Kripp is life. Praise the Kripp. Amen.
Don't post another copypasta
twitchquotes:Hey๐ stop๐จright there โ this is the police ๐ฎ if you post another ๐ copy๐ ๐ pasta again in this neighborhood ๐ ๐ I'm gonna have to ๐arrest you๐ no ticket today ๐ฆ kiddo ๐this is just a warning โ be careful next time๐ง
Hey๐ stop๐จright there โ this is the police ๐ฎ if you post another ๐ copy๐ ๐ pasta again in this neighborhood ๐ ๐ I'm gonna have to ๐arrest you๐ no ticket today ๐ฆ kiddo ๐this is just a warning โ be careful next time๐ง
MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming emotes
twitchquotes:Fucking MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming these stupid fucking emotes. I swear they're all 12 year old kids who subbed to this goofy ass mother fucker (who's not even good at the game, just a decent tank player who gets carried) with their mom's credit cards they stole. If I see one more goddamn purple face I think I'm going to scream. My AGDQ chat experience has been ruined time and time again by these spammers and frankly, I'm getting tired of it.
Fucking MoonMoon subs in all my streams spamming these stupid fucking emotes. I swear they're all 12 year old kids who subbed to this goofy ass mother fucker (who's not even good at the game, just a decent tank player who gets carried) with their mom's credit cards they stole. If I see one more goddamn purple face I think I'm going to scream. My AGDQ chat experience has been ruined time and time again by these spammers and frankly, I'm getting tired of it.