[Copypasta] I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

twitchquotes: πŸ“œ ✍️ 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝑔𝓇𝑒𝓉 π“‰π‘œ π’Ύπ“ƒπ’»π‘œπ“‡π“‚ π“Žπ‘œπ“Š, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œ π’Έπ‘œπ’Έπ“€ 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉.
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February 2021
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Giving due respect to the chat moderators

twitchquotes: Hey mods I just wanted to congratulate you all and give proper respect for keeping our chats safe from the evils of Twitch, the spammers, and sexual predators. Without you and your methods, which have no affiliation to the leading German political party within the time frame of World War 2, we would not be able to enjoy a fun, clean environment in which we can enrich ourselves with game knowledge and truly become one as a great family for the greater good of internet chatrooms. Again, I would like to say you have done a wonderful job and hope to see you all keep up the great work.
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December 2014

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I am a Volunteer Twitch Moderator

twitchquotes: You have been reported. I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Twitch Moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge. Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.
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December 2018

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Tragedy of Angela β€œMercy” Ziegler the Healer

twitchquotes: I thought not. It's not a story the Blizzard Devs would tell you. It's an Overwatch legend. Angela Ziegler was the main healer of Overwatch, so powerful and so skilled she could use her rapid healing to influence the human body to create life... She had such a knowledge of healing that she could even keep the ones she cared about from dying. The ZΓΌrich PHD is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful... the only thing she was afraid of was losing her power, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught Jeff Kaplan everything she knew, then her developers nerfed her in her sleep. Ironic, she could save others from death, but not herself.
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February 2018

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

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This is Papa Donger

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌα΄₯Ω„ΝŸα΄₯ ΰΌ½α΄›ΚœΙͺs Ιͺs α΄©α΄€α΄©α΄€ ᴅᴏɴɒᴇʀ. Κœα΄‡ α΄…Ιͺᴇᴅ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄€ ᴛᴇʀʀΙͺΚ™ΚŸα΄‡ α΄€α΄„α΄„Ιͺᴅᴇɴᴛ 5 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀɒᴏ. α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄›ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’ Ιͺs, α΄›Κœα΄‡Κ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴀɴᴀɒᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ α΄„ΚŸα΄sᴇ ʜΙͺs ᴇʏᴇs α΄€Fᴛᴇʀ ᴅʏΙͺΙ΄Ι’. Κœα΄‡ is α΄‘α΄€α΄›α΄„ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ʏᴏᴜ. ΙͺF ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴄᴏᴩʏᴩᴀsᴛᴇ α΄›ΚœΙͺs 5 α΄›Ιͺᴍᴇs Κœα΄‡ ο½—ο½‰ο½Œο½Œ sα΄›α΄‡α΄€ΚŸ Κα΄α΄œΚ€ Κ™α΄€Ι’ ᴏF ᴅᴏɴɒᴇʀs α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄‹Ιͺʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ. ΰΌΌα΄₯Ω„ΝŸα΄₯ ΰΌ½
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