twitchquotes:
๐ โ๏ธ ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐พ๐๐ป๐๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐ป๐.
twitch chat
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
We blizzard care much about the player experience
twitchquotes:
We blizzard care much about the player experience. For this reason, we're changing the card Ultimate Infestation as follows: Deal 5 damage, gain 5 armor, summon 3 JADE GOLEMS, Add 5 Jade Idol to your hand. I'm Ben Brode, hope you still like my raps!
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Hearthstone
Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked (7-11 diapers)
twitchquotes:
Iโm telling you, Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said โthey contain my full power so I donโt completely shit on these kidsโ then he bunny hopped out the door
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Hiko
Valorant
Trump and Scooby Doo
twitchquotes:
"Well Shaggy and Scoobs, you caught the Twitch Chat ghost. Where are Fred and Daphne?" Fred and Daphne appear, their clothes ruffled. Fred pulls off the ghost's hood. "Rit's Rrump!" exclaims Scoobie. "Why'd you do it Trump?" asks Velma. "Because I hate Twitch chat and I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
twitch chat
Trump
I hate Twitch Chat
40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14
twitchquotes:
This chat disgusts me. 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. And the remaining 30% just copy pastes the longest message they can find in the chat. Grow up chat, grow up. 
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