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A single Dongerbill can save a life
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Hello, I'm Sarah McLanchdong. Every day millions of poor, helpless dongers go unraised everyday. Dongers that are abused and negated, like this poor fellow ΰΌΌ βΜΏ ΜΏ ΩΝΰΊ ΰΌ½. For just one Dongerbill [Μ²$Μ²(Μ² Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°Μ²)Μ²$Μ²] a day we can help save these forgotten dongers (β_β’) ΰΌΌ ΝΒ°Κΰ² ΰΌ½ ( Ν‘Β°ΩΝ ΒΊ) from a life time of being lowered. Your there only hope, because just a minute of your time and a single Dongerbill [Μ²$Μ²(Μ² Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°Μ²)Μ²$Μ²] can save a life.
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Mods are Nazis
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the mods have literally been active on the political scene of Germany between 1938-1945
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Pleb
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βPlebβ is a shorthand for the English noun βplebeian,β an outdated term which originally referred to a commoner belonging to a lower socioeconomic class in ancient Rome. Online, the term has been often used as a pejorative label for someone who is considered unsophisticated or uncultured, or a person that can be compared as poor to the speaker.
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Trump
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AITA for not going to my friendβs funeral home if he isnβt coming to mine?
So me (69m) and my friend (69m) were at waffle house (7300 Innerplan Dr, North Little Rock, Arkansas 72113-7645, US) and were discussing funerals (6-9k). I mentioned that since I will be attending his funeral (approx. 2032) that it would be impudent for him not to turn up to mine (approx. 2036). Long story short, this lead for him to swing a naughty haymaker (right) directly aiming for my jaw when I rapidly dodged and gave the cheeky cunt a swift uppercut (broken nose). He is now hospitalized (critical condition) and I am now currently evading law enforcement (on foot).
My family (69f wife, 54m son, 69f wife) have been trying to contact me but I keep telling them if I ever see that punk again, I will give him a little combo (right hook, left hook, headbutt then roundhouse kick). If he is still moving I will stomp on his head until he is a little red smear on the bottom of my boot (black timberlands).
I know Iβm right but I feel as if I may have overreacted a tiny bit (not too much) AITA?