[Copypasta] I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

twitchquotes: šŸ“œ āœļø š¼ š“‡š‘’š‘”š“‡š‘’š“‰ š“‰š‘œ š’¾š“ƒš’»š‘œš“‡š“‚ š“Žš‘œš“Š, š“‰š’½š‘’š“‡š‘’ š’¾š“ˆ š“ƒš‘œ š’øš‘œš’øš“€ š“š‘’š’»š“‰.
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I'm sorry for the comments I made. Please unban me

twitchquotes: I'm sorry for the comments I made. They were far beyond the point of being considered appropriate. You are an incredible person & me having been under the influence of alcohol is no excuse for allowing my behaviour to continue for as long as it did. I swear by God's gracious gift of free will that if you ever allow me to be an active member of your community again I will never follow the precedent I'd set for myself leading up to your rational decision to ban me. i think you're really cool.
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Hey Kripp! I want to tell you a secret

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twitchquotes: ( ° ĶœŹ–Ķ”Ā°) krippFist Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ° ĶœŹ–Ķ”Ā°)ā•­āˆ©ā•® go *** yourself Kappa
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I pay $4.99 a month to enjoy chat

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