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π βοΈ πΌ ππππππ ππ πΎππ»πππ πππ, ππ½πππ πΎπ ππ πΈππΈπ πππ»π.
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I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
The pasta will be that pasta that youβve spammed
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I looked at this pasta originally, and I thought, you know, itβs a pasta, and you spam this pasta. The pasta will be that pasta that youβve spammed, so youβre spamming a pasta. So it is one thing to spam a pasta if your chat doesnβt really have any pasta. The pasta will screw up the pasta pretty hard, and that means itβs a pretty good pasta.
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Kripp
We politely ask for the program 'text-to-speech'
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(βΰ²°_β’Μ)\ Mr. Yanyuk we politely ask for the program 'text-to-speech" to be used in this live broadcast for alas we will stir up a ruckus (βΰ²°_β’Μ)\
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Reynad
me preds egg rolls
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last week i was out really late walking through a dark alley and out of nowhere i hear "me preds" then a small asian boy wearing a kakashi cosplay came out of nowhere screaming "me preds" over and over telling me to sell my kogmaws and reksais. The same guy got me again today but this time he was saying something about egg rolls .
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Teamfight Tactics
God I want Zarya to be real
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God I want Zarya to be real, I want her large feet to smash my head. I want her muscular thighs to squash my head. It brings me to a near orgasmic feeling by just thinking about her and her muscular toned body. If Activision Blizzard made sexdolls, I would buy every Zarya model for myself and never leave my mom's basement. Fuck I just want Zarya to be real
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Overwatch
If your girlfriend cheats on you
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If your girlfriend cheats on you, you need to understand that you lacked something that made her cheat, so instead of leaving her for another girl, find out the error in yourself, apologise to her and be a Better man. β
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