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Hitler's message to Kripp
twitchquotes:Well Met Kripp. This is Hitler from 1940. I came here to recruit your mods to be officers in my third reich army. please no copy seig heil pasterino .
Well Met Kripp. This is Hitler from 1940. I came here to recruit your mods to be officers in my third reich army. please no copy seig heil pasterino .
Jack and Jill went up the hill
twitchquotes:Jack and Jill went up the hillπ»π So Jack could lick her candy ππ¬ π ±οΈut Jack got a shockπ³ππ― And a mouthful of cockππ¦π Cause Jillβs real name is Rπ °οΈndy π
Jack and Jill went up the hillπ»π So Jack could lick her candy ππ¬ π ±οΈut Jack got a shockπ³ππ― And a mouthful of cockππ¦π Cause Jillβs real name is Rπ °οΈndy π
I have plenty of $5 bills
twitchquotes:Kripp how do we know you're not naked from the waist down? Also if you're not, how much would it cost to make that happen? I have plenty of $5 bills ... Just saying...
Kripp how do we know you're not naked from the waist down? Also if you're not, how much would it cost to make that happen? I have plenty of $5 bills ... Just saying...
Kripparrian was found dead in his home on March 2nd. At the scene of his death were thousands of tissues full of cum and 100 open pornhub tabs. It is estimated that Kripp masturbated at least 300 times per day for the last week, resulting in his penis exploding and him bleeding to death.
Stimulus talks going well in 2946
The year is 2946, Robot Mitch McConnel and Cyborg Nancy Pelosi report stimulus talks going well.
The Dow rewards them and hits 6.02 x 1023.