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π βοΈ πΌ ππππππ ππ πΎππ»πππ πππ, ππ½πππ πΎπ ππ πΈππΈπ πππ»π.
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You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you
You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the greatest lawsuit the world has ever seen. You don't know why? It's completely obvious. It's so obvious, the most deplorable peasant could grasp the full magnitude of your wickedness and treachery with the greatest of ease. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or merely a deception of mine, you're sadly mistaken, my friend. I have indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, and whether you notice it or not, everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I'll tell you. It's my father. Your defense? It doesn't matter, in fact, they might just not give you one even to spare just one individual from the trauma. My father is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future, which he knows due to the fact that he sued the future and they travelled back in time to tell him. He's served for hundreds of Supreme Court cases, and he's won every single one. You may have never thought about being court-marshaled, but now, that's a real threat. That is the power of my father, a culmination of flawless, supreme logic and a perfect knowledge of the law. You will lose this case, your money, and your life. Does that scare you, insignificant bug? Because it should. The entire history of the U.S. Judicial System has been leading up to this moment, where all of its fury is concentrated on ruining your life. My father won't even need to help. Your heinous crimes will be evident to all, so just give up, you crook. Give up before you're forced to.
Why aren't there any NA teams at Worlds?
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Hi guys Iβm new here. But isnβt this a Worldwide league of legends championship? I think Itβs really unfair that there arenβt any NA teams, why isnβt such a huge, skilled, representative portion of the playerbase not participating?
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Riot Games
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Twitch Chat created a strategy that revolved around...
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Twitch Chat created a strategy that revolved around trying to defeat your livestreamer in one minute with a bunch of copypasta in the chat. Fighting for chat control and battles between mods make an overall chat more fun and compelling, but taking the same pasta and copying it 20+ times is not particularly fun or interactive...
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Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers
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ΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ§ΰΌΌ Ν‘βΩΝ Ν‘βΰΌ½ΰ¨ (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈ γ½ΰΌΌΚΜΩΝΚΜΰΌ½οΎΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ¨δΉ( β ΰ±ͺβ)γβ=β‘Ξ£((( γ€βΩΝβ)γ€ (ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈβ(Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)β(ΰΈ Ν Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈαΰΌΌβΩΝβΰΌ½α Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Packβ’ bag of Dongers. ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ§ΰΌΌ Ν‘βΩΝ Ν‘βΰΌ½ΰ¨ (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈ γ½ΰΌΌΚΜΩΝΚΜΰΌ½οΎΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ¨δΉ( β ΰ±ͺβ)γβ=β‘Ξ£((( γ€βΩΝβ)γ€ (ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈβ(Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)β(ΰΈ Ν Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈαΰΌΌβΩΝβΰΌ½α
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Kripp
i'm a gourmet god
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if you can affirm something you've eaten that I haven't then I'll sub. I'll give you 3 chances to make it fair since i'm gourmet god PS: Don't waste a guess on "dick". 
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