[Copypasta] I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

twitchquotes: πŸ“œ ✍️ 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝑔𝓇𝑒𝓉 π“‰π‘œ π’Ύπ“ƒπ’»π‘œπ“‡π“‚ π“Žπ‘œπ“Š, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œ π’Έπ‘œπ’Έπ“€ 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉.
twitch chat
February 2021
What happened to this ad? :(
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You have been permanently banned from this channel

twitchquotes: β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” imGlitch You have been permanently banned from this channel. Please review the Twitch Terms of Service for more information. β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”
twitch chat
June 2017

Yamas! This is Mr OpieOP's Greek Restaurant

twitchquotes: Yᴀᴍᴀs! α΄›ΚœΙͺs Ιͺs ᴍʀ. OpieOP 's ɒʀᴇᴇᴋ ʀᴇsα΄›α΄€α΄œΚ€α΄€Ι΄α΄›. Fᴏʀ α΄€ ʟΙͺᴍΙͺᴛᴇᴅ α΄›Ιͺᴍᴇ ᴏɴʟy, yᴏᴜ α΄„α΄€Ι΄ ɒᴇᴛ α΄€ ΚŸα΄€Κ€Ι’α΄‡ α΄›α΄’α΄€α΄›α΄’Ιͺα΄‹Ιͺ α΄©Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄€ α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄€ ᴍᴇᴅΙͺᴜᴍ sᴇʀᴠΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ᴏF ᴏᴜᴒᴏ Fᴏʀ ᴏɴʟy 4.20 $! ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ α΄‡ΚŸΙͺΙ’ΙͺΚ™ΚŸα΄‡ ᴛᴏ α΄›ΚœΙͺs ᴏFFᴇʀ, α΄›yᴩᴇ α΄›Κœα΄‡ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ "Opie OP" (ɴᴏ sᴩᴀᴄᴇ) Ιͺɴᴛᴏ α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄„Κœα΄€α΄›. sᴇᴇ yᴏᴜ α΄€α΄› ᴍy ʀᴇsα΄›α΄€α΄œΚ€α΄€Ι΄α΄›!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Why won't my sister french kiss me?

Why won't my sister french kiss me? I have a date this weekend and I have never kissed a girl. Anyways I asked my sister nicely if shed let me practice french kissing with her. She slapped me and locked herself in her room. I screamed that she was the only girl I could practice with and she was being selfish. She got scared and called the cops. Plus she told her boyfriend and he wants to kick my ass. WTF is wrong with my sister. I hate her so much
July 2022

Confessions

Stop spamming your emojis

twitchquotes: Hey guys, I would greatly appreciate if you stop spamming your 'emojis'. I am trying to watch this stream in peace but you ANIMALS are disrupting my time. I will go to complain on r/DotA2 if you continue. Thanks
twitch chat
August 2017

I hate Twitch Chat

Dota 2

I found one doc that values a ring

twitchquotes: Hey Bryon, I went to the doctors today for a checkup and we ended up talking about Shadow of War. Turns out he played it before and hes a big fan of the lord of the ring serious in general. I guess the point is I found one doc that values a ring.
twitch chat
June 2019
Reckful
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