[Copypasta] I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“œ โœ๏ธ ๐ผ ๐“‡๐‘’๐‘”๐“‡๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‚ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š, ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐“€ ๐“๐‘’๐’ป๐“‰.
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February 2021
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That seals the deal. I am no longer a US citizen

twitchquotes: That seals the deal. I am no longer a US citizen. I have been a citizen since 1776 and a voter since 1804. I will not be voting again nor will I be around to see this country fall apart. Iโ€™m taking my talents to Somalia where it looks like they know how to run a real country.
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November 2020

2020 US Election

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โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–โ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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November 2014

I'm a 13 year old atheist

twitchquotes: I'm a 13 year old atheist and it's funny seeing the 'minds' in twitch chat entertained by a children's videogame lmao. Whenever you idiots "Pog Champ" or "OMEGA LUL", I am studying the works of Plato, Sun Tzu, Richard and Mortimer etc. and expanding my knowledge. Guess who will have the better job in 10 years?
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April 2018

PepegaEZ

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโ ถโ คโ „โ „โฃถโฃถโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฌโ โ ปโขฏโฃฅโฃถโฃถโ „โฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโฃซโ ถโฃšโฃ“โฃ’โ Œโข›โกตโข‹โฃตโ ถโขฆโก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โข’โฃ‰โฃ‘โ ขโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโขฉโฃพโฃฟโกฟโ ›โขฟโฃฎโ ฑโฃฟโฃฟโ  โก„โ นโก„โ  โ ค โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโฃฏโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃ™โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ †โ ‹โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โข โก„โ „โ ‰โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โข€โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃญโฃญโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ผโฃ…โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ  โ บโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโฃตโกฟโขฟโฃทโฃฎโกปโขฟโฃทโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃตโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฎโฃปโกฟโ ถโฃšโ ”โ „ โ „โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโขธโฃฟโก•โฃทโฃฌโกปโขฟโฃทโฃฌโฃ›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃ›โฃซโฃฅโ ถโ ›โ โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ โ ปโขฟโฃฎโก‰โ ‰โ “โ ถโฃฎโฃญโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ „โฃฐโกฟโ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โ “โ ’โ  โฃ„โฃ‰โฃ™โฃ›โฃ›โฃ‹โฃโฃ โ คโ ดโ –โขŸโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃจโฃญโฃญโ ตโ ถโ ’โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‘โ ขโก„โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃทโฃถโ ถโฃซโฃผโฃฆโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โกดโ ‹โ „โ „โ „
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November 2021

Pepe

Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legendsโ„ข?

twitchquotes: Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legendsโ„ข? PogChamp I love this game! (Paid viewer from the TES:Lโ„ข Developers)
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March 2017
Kripp

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