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๐ โ๏ธ ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐พ๐๐ป๐๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐ป๐.
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CHAT IS DEVELOPMENTALLY DISABLED
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ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ CHAT IS DEVELOPMENTALLY DISABLED ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ
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Reynad
Overwatch professional player xGodSlayerx
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We are gathered here today in memorium of the Overwatch professional player xGodSlayerx. In life, he demanded healing and better teammates who were not bitch idiot noob feeders. In death, he is an icon of Genji players everywhere. His legacy of epic zero-kill dragonblades and Blizzcon-worthy shuriken throwing skills have inspired a generation of one-trick DPS players in Masters and below. Perhaps what he needed was not heal bitch, or shield bitch, but a feel bitch.
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MOONMOON
Overwatch
But my heart still isn't as broken as Patron Warrior
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Mส แดกษชาแด แดา 20 สแดแดสs สแดาแด แดแด แด สแดแดส แดษขแด. I าแดแดษขสแด แดแด แดสแด สษชแดแดแดส แดษดแด
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สแดษด. Bแดแด แดส สแดแดสแด sแดษชสส ษชsษด'แด แดs สสแดแดแดษด แดs แดแดแดสแดษด แดกแดสสษชแดส.
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strifecro
Hearthstone
Dear Hunter in chat, you are smart player
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Dear Hunter in chat, you are smart player. Whatever is going on in your laddering right now, please know that you go face and you only ever go face. You are skilled.
Dear Hunter in chat, you are smart player. Whatever is going on in your laddering right now, please know that you go face and you only ever go face. You are skilled.
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strifecro
Hearthstone
โ ๏ธWARNINGโ ๏ธ cock inspection is NOT required at the vaccination sites!!!! don't be tricked like me!!
So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy vaccinating!