[Copypasta] I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“œ โœ๏ธ ๐ผ ๐“‡๐‘’๐‘”๐“‡๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‚ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š, ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐“€ ๐“๐‘’๐’ป๐“‰.
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February 2021
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As Kripp installed the minecraft

twitchquotes: แด€s แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ษชษดsแด›แด€สŸสŸแด‡แด… แด›สœแด‡ แดษชษดแด‡แด„ส€แด€า“แด› ษช สœแด‡สŸแด… แด›สœแด‡ แด…แด€ษขษขแด‡ส€ แด›แด แดส สœแด‡แด€ส€แด›. ษช ส€แด‡แดแด‡แดส™แด‡ส€ แด€ แด›ษชแดแด‡ แดกสœแด‡ษด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แดกแดแดœสŸแด…ษดฮ‡แด› แด›แดแดœแด„สœ แด›สœแด‡sแด‡ ษขแด€แดแด‡s. ษช ส€แด‡แดแด‡แดส™แด‡ส€ แด€ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แดกสœแด แดกแด€s ษดแดสŸษชา“แด‡. ษดแดแดก ษช แด€แด ษดแดสŸษชา“แด‡. ษขแดแดแด…ส™สแด‡ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜.
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Kripp

Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer

twitchquotes: ส• อกโ—Š อœโ—‰ อกโ—Š ส” Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, had a very Salty Nose. All of the other Streamers laughed and used to call him names. BibleThump Then one salty Krippmas Eve, Forsen came to say, "Reynad with your salt so bright, won't you topdeck my sleigh tonight?" Then all Streamers loved him as they jerked off with glee, Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, you'll go down in history! ส• อกโ—Š อœโ—‰ อกโ—Š ส”
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December 2014
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I like turtles

twitchquotes: I like turtles because theyโ€™re so chill. They donโ€™t hurt anyone. Theyโ€™re just like, โ€œHey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But Iโ€™m gonna take my time getting there, Iโ€™m not in a rush. Because Iโ€™m a turtle.โ€
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December 2014
Kripp

Kripp is actually still living in Canada

twitchquotes: Kripp Is actually still living in Canada, He's Got Artificial sunlight to make it look like he's living in another timezone with Speakers that emit background sound All so that he can get more Euro and Australian Viewers and make it look like he's not actually a vampire so vampire hunters donโ€™t hunt him down. I see through your disguise Kripp Kappa
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November 2014
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DrDisrespect shungite

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.
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