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Why do so many people watch this washed up player?
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Why do so many people watch this washed up player? He is so bad at this game. Why is his hair so long? Does hair length have a connection to a players skill? Is that why girls are so bad at league?
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imaqtpie
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Chinese gibberish copypasta
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่ฃไบฎ่จ๏ผๅ
ๅธๅตๆฅญๆชๅ๏ผ่ไธญ้ๅดฉๆฎใไปๅคฉไธไธๅ๏ผ็ๅท็ฒๅผ๏ผๆญค่ช ๅฑๆฅๅญไบกไน็งไนใ็ถไพ่กไน่ฃ๏ผไธๆๆผๅ
ง๏ผๅฟ ๅฟไนๅฃซ๏ผๅฟ่บซๆผๅค่
๏ผ่่ฟฝๅ
ๅธไนๆฎ้๏ผๆฌฒๅ ฑไนๆผ้ไธไนใ่ช ๅฎ้ๅผต่่ฝ๏ผไปฅๅ
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ๅธ้บๅพท๏ผๆขๅผๅฟๅฃซไนๆฐฃ๏ผไธๅฎๅฆ่ช่ฒ่๏ผๅผๅปๅคฑ็พฉ๏ผไปฅๅกๅฟ ่ซซไน่ทฏไนใๅฎฎไธญๅบไธญ๏ผไฟฑ็บ้ซ๏ผ้็ฝฐ่งๅฆ๏ผไธๅฎ็ฐๅใ่ฅๆไฝๅงฆ็ฏ็ง๏ผๅ็บๅฟ ๅ่
๏ผๅฎไปๆๅธ๏ผ่ซๅ
ถๅ่ณ๏ผไปฅๆญ้ไธๅนณๆไนๆฒป๏ผไธๅฎ็ฏ็ง๏ผไฝฟๅ
งๅค็ฐๆณไนใไพไธญใไพ้้ญๆธไนใ่ฒป่คใ่ฃๅ
็ญ๏ผๆญค็่ฏๅฏฆ๏ผๅฟๆ
ฎๅฟ ็ด๏ผๆฏไปฅๅ
ๅธ็ฐกๆไปฅ้บ้ไธใๆไปฅ็บๅฎฎไธญไนไบ๏ผไบ็กๅคงๅๅบๅธซ่กจ
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Response to Navy Seal Copypasta
Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little โcleverโ comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnโt, you goddamn idiot.
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Dear Twitch Partners, Our community members are always our priority
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community members ๐ช are always โ๏ธ our priority ๐. We received ๐ฅ some reports โ describing โจ๏ธ the discomfort โน๏ธ some of our members ๐ฃ๏ธ felt after a Twitch Rivals ๐คผ participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," ๐ถ both emotes are often โฒ๏ธ used in toxic ๐ contexts. Please ๐ refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead ๐. Best regards ๐, Twitch Team ๐
community members ๐ช are always โ๏ธ our priority ๐. We received ๐ฅ some reports โ describing โจ๏ธ the discomfort โน๏ธ some of our members ๐ฃ๏ธ felt after a Twitch Rivals ๐คผ participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," ๐ถ both emotes are often โฒ๏ธ used in toxic ๐ contexts. Please ๐ refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead ๐. Best regards ๐, Twitch Team ๐
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Saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.
Weird fact: the Easter Bunny was the source of a significant amount of theological debate during the 1200's, as Catholic philosophers debated why God would create a creature in a constant state of labor (and thus suffering). The Catholic Church ultimately resolved this question by declaring that the Easter Bunny orgasmed every time it laid it an egg (which it was doing constantly). This is now codified in Canon Law (the legal code of the Catholic Church and much of Europe in the pre-modern era) and saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.