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๐ โ๏ธ ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐พ๐๐ป๐๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐ป๐.
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(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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NEVER LUCKY
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NEVER LUCKY
NEVER LUCKY
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Sparkle the spam away
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(๏พโใฎโ)๏พ*:๏ฝฅ๏พโง SPARKLE THE โฟ*โหตโฐเผผโชแโชเผฝโฏหตโ*โฟ SPAM AWAY (๏พโใฎโ)๏พ*:๏ฝฅ๏พโง
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To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iโm sorry I kept referring to Fredโs liberally mayoโd oven-roasted chicken sub as a โbukkake specialโ. Iโm sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iโm extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling โETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?โ in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
I, an atheist, accidentally said โoh my g*dโ instead of โoh my scienceโ
I, an atheist, accidentally said โoh my g*dโ instead of โoh my scienceโ
You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the โgโ word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I donโt like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say โoh my g*dโ instead of โoh my scienceโ. Please guys it wasnโt me, I didnโt mean it. Iโm very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if Iโm secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated.
Best regards,
-an atheist(?)
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Yesterday I walked into the bathroom and my brother was taking a shit. I don't know why he didn't lock the door, but before I could leave he asked me to grab him a roll of toilet paper. As I was handing it to him he jumped up and smacked a hand full of shit across my face...How will this affect Rick James?
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