[Copypasta] I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto and I am begging you to stop drinking so much OJ. Since you became popular on the Twitch our sales have decreased by over 69% because Canadians want to be like you. For *** sake please drink some apple juice! If you continue drinking OJ, I wont be able to feed my family anymore

twitch chat

July 2015

Kripp

Valorant censorship

At least you have the fucking balls to say it. Like in Valorant in the voice chat if you call someone a retard for being trash at the game and not using a mic, and he's a Russian player, you're "banned". Nevermind that the race of the player exists independently from how trash he is at the game. Obviously not all Russians have no mic, (correlation/causation), but this "all players are equal" political correctness bullshit is making it impossible for Valorant players to solve a problem they cannot discuss.

August 2021

Valorant

Hello! My name is Reynad!

twitch chat

November 2014

Reynad

Shaggy Doo

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September 2021

There is no "random number generator" in any games

twitchquotes: I have a REQUEST: could you please stop saying "RNG"? There is no "random number generator" in any games. It's all PSEUDO-random number generator. So therefore it should be PNG or PRNG and not RNG. I am a mathematician, this is important to me, thank you. Using incorrect terms make you lose unprofessional and amateurish and make you lose credibility

twitch chat

April 2019

[Copypasta] I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto

Valorant censorship

Valorant

Hello! My name is Reynad!

Shaggy Doo

There is no "random number generator" in any games

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