twitchquotes:
๐ โ๏ธ ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐พ๐๐ป๐๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐ป๐.
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Wait Aurateur is actually bald?
twitchquotes:
Iโve been blind since birth. After restorative eye surgery I got a new lease on life. I can drive, watch TV, see the sunset. But more importantly, I can finally truly watch my favorite twitch streamer, Aurateur. From the sounds of it he is a god gamer and the chat is so rambunctious itโs always a good time. Alright, time to log into twitch and see what heโs up to........ Wait this guy is actually bald? lmao Iโm outta here
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Aurateur
Infinite poop
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Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
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Classic
Hello Kripp, it's me Timothy
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สแดสสแด แดสษชแดแด, ษชแด's แดแด, แดษชแดแดแดสส. สแดแดแดแดสแดส แดแด? สแดแด แดsแดแด
แดแด สแดสสส แดแด แดษดแด
แดแดสส แดแด แดสแด ส แดกแดสแด
แดกสแดษด ษช แดกแดs แด แดษชแด
, สแดแด ษช ษขสแดแดก แดแด แดษดแด
ษขแดแด แดแดแดษขส แฆ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)แค . ษช แดแด ษดแดแดก สแดสแด แดแด แด
แดาแดษดแด
แดส สแดษดแดส แดษดแด
แดษชแดแด สแดแดส แด** (เธ'ฬ-'ฬ)เธ
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Kripp
If only QT was here
twitchquotes:
DIG is 0-2 down to TIP, in champ select for their next game -"If only QT was here" says Kiwi -Smoke appears and out steps Imaqtpie -He knocks out CoreJJ and instalocks Quinn, screaming 'SQUAAK!' - QT feeds his ass off and DIG lose 0-3
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imaqtpie