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You really think that 76GB homework folder is fooling anybody
You really think that 76GB homework folder is fooling anybody
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Tired of getting Sniped?
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Can I mod your chat?
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Can I mod your chat? I graduated top of my class in the US Navy kappaās, Iāve been involved in numerous raids on Kripparrianās chat with over 300 confirmed bans. Iām trained in copy pasta warfare and Iām the top mod on Twitch.
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You've gotten too popular too fast
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You've gotten too popular too fast. There's only room for one emoticon in this chat
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Jerma crushed by a CRT television
On September 20th, 2018, authorities arrived on the scene Thursday to find Jerma (Jeremy āNine-hundred eighty-fiveā Elbertson, 32) dead on the scene. Medical experts say he died from natural causes after being pinned under a CRT television weighing only 35 pounds.
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Kripp likes his relationships the way he likes games, casual
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'Pls,' says the Rania, begging Kripp to propose to her. 'My family will be forevr shamed if we no marry.' But the Kripparrian doesn't respond. Instead, he continues playing hearth of stone, the game of casuals. He is too afraid of commitment in a hardcore relationship. Because in the end, the Kripparrian likes his relationships the way he likes his gamesācasual.
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