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You really think that 76GB homework folder is fooling anybody
You really think that 76GB homework folder is fooling anybody
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I used to be a real ad
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You offered me a snack but baby I want the whole kitchen
Are we human or are we dancer?
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ΞΆΰΌΌβ ΝΩΝ βΰΌ½αΆ α΄Κα΄ α΄‘α΄ Κα΄α΄α΄Ι΄ α΄Κ α΄Κα΄ α΄‘α΄ α΄
α΄Ι΄α΄α΄Κ? ΞΆΰΌΌβ ΝΩΝ βΰΌ½αΆ
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I sexually identify as a centipede
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I sexually identify as a centipede. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dropping dank memes on cucks everywhere. People say to me that a person being a centipede is Impossible and Iβm *** retarded but I donβt care, Iβm beautiful. Iβm having a plastic surgeon install 100 legs and two hollow fangs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me βNimble Navigatorβ and respect my right to meme everywhere and trigger endlessly.
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2016 US Election
I sexually Identify as
I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times.
I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
