[Copypasta] John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

twitchquotes: Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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Kappa is no longer working

twitchquotes: ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ATTENTION ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime Someone has reported that the kappa emote is no longer working. Please type "Ka ppa" (no spaces) to confirm that it is indeed still working. Kappa
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

RIP Kattarian

twitchquotes: 2003-2014 R I P Kattarian, you will be missed. I know Kripp would do unspeakable sexual things to you off stream and he killed you in a salt rage after getting top decked and then tells us that you are "temporarily gone" but just know this, chat loved you and we know you're in a better place safe from Kripp's evil
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January 2015
Kripp

Patrick Star - I am back

โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€Iโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ”€โ–€โ”€โ–’โ”€โ–€โ”€โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€AMโ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€BACK โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ”€ โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€ โ”€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ascii art
August 2015
Kripp

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: ๏ผ’ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ผŸ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ผŽ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ผ” ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ… ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ‰๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ผŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ† ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ–๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ” ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™๏ผŒ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ… ๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜๏ผ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Krippis casualis

twitchquotes: Krippis casualis! oอกโ•ฎเผผ เฒ ะ”เฒ  เผฝโ•ญoอกโ”โ˜†๏พŸ.*๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พŸ
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November 2014
Kripp
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